say please.

Who takes care of the relationship? Is it the two of you together, making sure it stays well-fed, or is it just you, out in the sun, tilling the ground for a feast you’ll never get?

date someone who loves your belly

We’ve found it Snail Church

snurch

Take me to snurch

when you got banned from all social media for harassing women so you got no place to vent except Microsoft Word and a printer

M'lutherans

I want to have sex to this

Reblogging again because holy shit

I feel attacked 

these are getting too specific for my comfort

ME

Girls who wear cute underwear specifically for you deserve to be eaten out like they’re your last meal on death row

i love my friends! i love the way they just [clenches fist] fucking abandon me all the time.