BRUISE OR BE BRUISED

God I'm a sucker for characters who are so utterly loyal to someone that they're completely unhinged. Characters who have no moral compass except their overwhelming devotion to whoever they've chosen to listen to. That's the good shit

i love it when characters PLOT! i love it when they SCHEME! i love it when they cause PROBLEMS on PURPOSE!!!!!!!!!!!

Tip: A Girl Who is Stupid can be a valuable addition to your Adventuring Party!

my new year’s resolution is to become even more cryptic, eldritch, monstrous, blood-sucking and unholy. and maybe tidy my room.

dudes will want to date a hot girl and expect her not to be a grotesque monstrosity

I’m like if a green couch was a girl

Put sea water in your bong and meet posiedon

if she’s your girl why is she eyeing my incredible knife skills with such lust and admiration