Lolll *washes up unconscious on the shore* Yaaaaayyy

whoopss sorry i slipped up and hinted at the great darkness that roils within me. won't happen again

websites often misjudge how far I will go to avoid ads. "you can't use this site until you turn off the adblock sowwy" I Am Leaving Your Website

the s*x pistols and the unalived kennedys

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

y'all remember when we glomped?

My 5 year plan is to keep buying $8 frozen coffees until I die of preventable illness

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

unstoppable force (my constant need for attention) vs immovable object (my debilitating fear of being annoying)