KARKAT VANTAS X NEPETA LEIJON FLUFF ONESHOT
Nepeta pounced on Karkat, knocking him over gleefully and nuzzling into his chest.
Her prey flailed wildly while being tackled, attempting to break free from her grip. βGOD DAMNIT, NEPETA! GET THE FUCK OFF ME!β Karkat yelled, his face flushing a candy red.
He attempted to push her off, failing miserably due to his short stature and overall lack of upper body strength. Not that he truly wanted her to leave him alone anyway. He just didnβt want to be crushed to death by an overexcited Nepeta.
Nepeta merely giggled, her tail flicking back and forth. Although it wasnβt real, she had gotten Equius to install a foam core, allowing her tail to bend and sway as she moved her hips. She lightly licked Karkatβs shoulder, purring as he furiously rubbed his cheek clean.
β:33 < youβre such a moody karkitty! i just want to roleplay!!! wonβt you roleplay with AC? or help update my shipping wall?β The huntress asked, looking down at her captured prey with excited, hopeful eyes. She had long gotten over her shyness around him, used to his crabby demeanor and foul mouth. If anything, she found it adorable!
Karkat screeched angrily, wiping away her cat kiss one more time, punctuating his overexaggerated disgust.
βKARCAT ASKS THAT YOU STOP SLOBBERING ALL OVER HIM AND GET TO THE POINT. WHY DID YOU INVITE ME HERE?β
β:33 < oh!!! thatβs right!!! AC invited you here for a very special reason!β Nepeta purred, jumping off Karkat and running towards her bed. As soon as Nepeta released him, Karkat instantly sat up, grateful to be able to breathe properly again. He shivered as he felt the cold air hit his skin, Nepetaβs warm touch no longer shielding him from the chilly weather.
β:33 < AC called you here toooooooooβ¦β¦!!!!!β
β:33 < to paw some ships with me!!! i even made this fur you!!!β Nepeta exclaimed, presenting a red hat. It looked similar to her own, but came with smaller holes for Karkatβs horns. The face also had furrowed brows, as if the cat was angry. She held it out towards him, an olive blush forming across her cheeks. When Karkat didnβt respond, she shook it a bit, as if to indicate he was free to grab it from her.
β:33 < i thoughtβ¦ I mean! AC thought that Karkitty would like his own hat so that when we roleplay he can get into character easier!β Nepeta explained, slipping into her AC persona out of bashfulness.
Karkat merely stared at the gift. His mouth was wide open, but no words came out. He blinked, sputtering as he realized he was staring at her like a bilgesack on the gargantuan teat of a musclebeast. He quickly reached out for the hat, almost snatching it from her out of embarrassment.
He cleared his throat, rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly as he inspected the present.
βOKAY. WOW. I MEAN. OBVIOUSLY THIS ISβ¦ HOLD ON. IβM TRYING TO FORM A COHERENT STRING OF SYLLABLES THAT DOESNβT MAKE IT SOUND LIKE MY THINK PAN IS FRIED.β
He fumbled with the hat, holding it away from himself as if it might catch on fire from the heat radiating off his weirdly warm face.
βYOU MADE THIS? FOR ME? LIKE, WITH YOUR ACTUAL HANDS?β
He glanced at her. Just a glance, because looking directly at Nepeta for too long while she was doing that sappy, soft smile felt like a guaranteed cardiac event.
βITβS REALLY GOOD.β
βLIKE STUPIDLY GOOD.β
βAND THE ANGRY FACE? FUCK, IT LOOKS JUST LIKE ME.β
βWHICH IS INFURTIATING. ANDβ¦β
Nepeta perked up at this. Her tail swished as she wiggled her hips side to side happily, all the previous excitement returning to her face.
It took every last ounce of self control Nepeta had to resist tackling Karkat. She didnβt want to scare away the wild Karkitty, after all! Not when she had finally caught him!
βIβM NOT USED TO PEOPLE DOING THIS KIND OF THING. NOT FOR ME.β
βSOβ¦ IβM SORRY IF I DIDNβT REACT IN THE RIGHT WAY.β Karkat swallowed, eyes flicking between her and the tiny angry eyebrows sewn on the front.
Flushing, he jammed the hat on his head with all the grace of a panicked newborn grub trying to hide under a blanket. The horn holes lined up perfectly, as if she had measured them. Which she probably had.
Which only made this worse. Or better. Or something in the middle that he refused to define.
βHOW DO I LOOK? LIKE A COMPLETE JOKE? LIKE A DICKLARK? BECAUSE IF SO, FINE. I DONβT CARE. IβM WEARING IT EVEN IF I LOOK LIKE A HEINOUS COD PACKING FUCK.β
Nepeta clasped her hands together, tail swaying behind her in delighted zigzags.
β:33 < it fits perfectly!!! i knew it would! i measured your horns when you fell asl33p on your husktop that one time!!!β
Karkat choked. βWHEN I WAS WHAT.β
βHOW MANY OTHER THINGS HAVE YOU MEASURED WHILE I WAS UNCONSCIOUS???β
Nepeta gave a giggle and waved a pawlike hand dismissively. β:33 < shhhhh!!! donβt worry about the technicalites! AC simply n33ded the exact dimensions for accuracy!β
Karkatβs eye twitched. βTECHNICALITIES, SHE SAYS. JEGUS TROLLING CHRIST.β
With a purr, Nepeta pounced. She happily tacklehugged Karkat, once again knocking him onto the cave floor. She straddled his lap once more, nuzzling his neck affectionately.
Nepeta nipped at Karkatβs lips. He opened his mouth to retort, hissing in slight pain, before being engulfed in a kiss. Nepeta slid her tongue into Karkatβs mouth, happily lapping up his saliva, prodding his tongue with her own. Karkat let out a small groan, encouraging Nepeta. She purred into the kiss, her tail excitedly swishing behind her.
Karkat froze up, hands hovering uncertainly for a moment before settling awkwardly on her waist. His think pan struggled to process the fact he was being kissed for the first time. Ever.
He allowed himself to give in, using his knowledge of troll romance movies to deepen the kiss. She tasted nice, the mix of roasted game and milk surprisingly pleasant. Karkat was suddenly hyper aware of his chapped lips, making him a bit self conscious. But Nepeta didnβt seem to mind. And if she didnβt, why should he? Fuck it. Instead, Karkat decided to focus all of his attention on the girl before him.
He couldn't believe he was doing this. He couldn't believe he was kissing an autistic girl in a cave. Karkat mystified in infinite befuddlement over the fact he was letting Nepeta lick the inside of his mouth while kissing him happily.
Catgirls really are something.
