Janoskians

-He wants two years free tuition at state colleges -He wants to reform student loans & make student loan redemptions -He wants to charge big companies for carbon emissions -He wants to break up big banks -He wants to waive some deportations -He wants to raise taxes on the wealthy -He wants to withdraw troops in Iraq -He wants to demilitarize our police forces to prevent violence -He wants to pass legislation to equalize pay between genders -He wants to ensure affordable access to childcare -He wants to provide more programs for substance abusers -He wants to boost investments in convicts after their release -He wants to automatically register 18-yr-olds to vote -He wants to make Election Day a federal holiday -He wants to ban fracking to help the environment

except that

they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat

so whenever they see my mom