Hockey puck, rattle snake, monkey, monkey underpants.

So you trash my apartment because you like me so much?

Like a punch that knocks the wind out I think you’re changing everything ‘Cause I’m about to let you in now

my top 20 tv ships of all time #10. jim and pam - t h e  o f f i c e “when you’re a kid you assume your parents are soulmates. my kids are gonna be right about that.”

get to know me meme  - [4/20 male characters] Nick Miller ↳ “ I am not a successful adult. I don’t eat vegetables and/or take care of myself.”

You’ve Got Mail (1998) dir. Nora Ephron

requested by anonymous.

“Our story is about a town, a small town, and the people who live in the town. From a distance, it presents itself like so many other small towns all over the world; safe, decent, innocent. Get closer though, and you start seeing the shadows underneath. The name of our town, is Riverdale.”

Requested by @divinetheta

Ned’s perfect face in 1x07

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Beer Bad (1999)

I can’t believe I’m offering this to a cop, but… Do you want to take the pole down? Oh, my God, yes.

every character i love ♥ santana lopez, glee. ↳ “i love girls the way that i’m supposed to feel about boys. it’s just something that’s always been inside of me, and i really want to share it with you because i love you so much. i want you to know me. who i really am. when I’m with brittany… i finally understand what people are talking about when they talk about love. i’ve tried so hard to push this feeling away, and keep it locked inside… but every day just feels like a war, and i walk around so mad at the world, but i’m really just fighting with myself. i don’t want to fight anymore. i’m just too tired. i have to just be me.”

“You know those street signs that say ‘Men at work?’ Women don’t need those. It’s understood.”