“There’s a time in every man’s life when he has to ask himself, ‘To cream or not to cream’, and about half the time it’s in situations involving coffee like this one.”
“Not to cream of course. How dare you spoil the awesomeness that’s called black coffee with something so shallow as cream. You’re gross and a disgrace.” she tsked. “But in the other half time, my answer is ‘to cream’. Definitely.”
















