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Bro | M | 35 | Texas It's so easy to hide one's soul behind tinted glass. Even easier to pretend shit's just fine. In a world where a serious fuck up had a fucking baby dropped on his knee, pretending to be strong is a gamble between exposing weakness and giving in. Pesterchum: brokerumpMountain |Sburbless AU | Independent Bro RP blog | Any NSFW will be tagged as such.|

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slimefucker replied to your post: slimefucker liked your post: Man I wa...

i’m covered in oatmeal.

Incredible

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slimefucker liked your post: Man I want some company

Is that an offer

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(( I actually!!! Wanted to ask if anyone wanted to be my Dave. I was thinking Bro would probably have a Dave that's around 15-16, maybe 17? idk it feels weird for him to not have a Dave. Yodels. ))

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Man I want some company

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SLEEPING IS THE BEST PART THOUGH.

IN MY HONEST OPINION.

EH, I’VE BEEN PRETTY GOOD. LOUNGING AROUND AND PLAYING WITH MY NEW AXOLOTL BUT. NOTHING ELSE REALLY.

brokerumpmountain

Finally someone understands

Ain't no reason to like anythin' in life more'n sleep

Shit dude axolotls are cute as fuck, their gill things are cute

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*Southern accent* Fine equine phallus

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Reblog if your muse is a stuborn asshole

I AIN'T FUCKIN' OLD!!!!!!!!!!

#PSA ON MY PART A'IGHT KIDS #DON'T CALL ME OLD IF Y'VALUE YOUR LIFE

*Southern accent* Fine equine phallus

imhorseblog-blog-blog

This cyan sparkling horse gif is a representation of you galloping your way into my heart.

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I'm feelin' like this is a bond that will never be broken

But the real question stands at if you've got an interest in fine equine phallus

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I am astoundingly popular tonight. Hi there.

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All I have to neigh is

HOWDY

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shurikentoss replied to your post: Let’s talk about fuckin’ horses

this could be interpreted two very different ways.

I meant it both

#shurikentoss

Let's talk about fuckin' horses

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KINDA TIRED TO MAKE A GOOD GREATER BUT HEY WHATEVER WHY NOT.

NAMES KARKAT VANTAS, THIS IS MY SHITTY BLOG WHERE I POST STUPID SHIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT AND ALSO CATS. CATS ARE A THING ON THIS BLOG.

SO.

HOW’S YOUR DAY BEEN?

brokerumpmountain

Day What day I slept half the damn thing

What I didn't sleep was pretty a'ight though

You?

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no hetero…

brokerumpmountain

Too late

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I should eat that deep fried sausage covered in beer cheese but at the same damn time

#That takes effort

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i stare directly into the camera like on the office. the camera stared back. both of us turn our concerned gazes towards you.

brokerumpmountain

Why so concerned

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