[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

pre hairwash melancholy

“You’re manipulating me.” First of all, I’m encouraging you. Second of all, you look hot when you’re susceptible to my influence.

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

Something so funny about rereading one's own unfinished fics. Like wow this is pretty good! Almost as if was written exactly according to what I personally like in fact! Someone should finish it!

"Idiots," I say, referring to the characters I have spent hundreds of my real life hours contemplating.