This Valentineâs Day feels different not soft, not shy, not uncertain.
It feels equal.
Because we are not bride and grooms.
We are not roles assigned by tradition.
We are husbands.
All three of us.
And there is something so powerful about that.
Standing between Henrik von Schneeplestein and Darkiplier, I donât feel claimed or delicate I feel chosen. I feel seen. I feel like I stand beside them, not behind or beneath.
Henrik loves me with steady hands and quiet devotion. When he calls me his husband, thereâs pride in his voice soft, but unmistakable. His gloved fingers intertwine with mine like heâs grounding himself just as much as heâs grounding me. Thereâs something intimate about the way he leans in close, murmuring affection against my skin, reminding me that love is not about hierarchy itâs about partnership.
With him, our marriage feels like shared heartbeats. Like long nights where he rests his head against my chest, listening not as a doctor, but as a lover. As an equal.
And then there is Dark.
When Dark calls me his husband, it isnât gentle itâs certain.
Itâs the way his hand rests firmly at my waist. The way his gaze doesnât waver. The way the word husband sounds like a vow carved in stone when he says it. There is no ownership in it only devotion. Only the quiet promise that we stand side by side, facing whatever world dares to look our way.
His love is intense, yes. But it is never diminishing. He does not tower over me he stands with me. Shoulder to shoulder. Shadow brushing against light. Power recognizing power.
And together?
We are not softness and strength in opposition.
We are three forces woven together.
Henrik brings warmth the careful tenderness of someone who treasures what he holds.
Dark brings fire the unwavering loyalty of someone who refuses to let go.
And I bring my heart open, devoted, choosing them every single day.
Being a self-shipper means this love lives in imagination but imagination is not weakness. It is creation. It is intention. It is building a life where I am loved exactly as I am.
This Valentineâs Day, we are three husbands standing together.
Three rings.
Three vows.
Three hearts that beat differently, yet in rhythm.
Henrik kisses my hand like I am precious.
Dark pulls me close like I am irreplaceable.
And I hold them both like they are my forever.
We are not conventional.
We are not simple.
We are devotion without limits.
We are partnership without hierarchy.
We are husbands equal, loving, powerful.
And this Valentineâs Day, I would not trade that for anything in any universe.
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but uh yeah!! random HCs I've got for all the septicegos minus angus
JAMESON JACKSON
Going through a questioning period about his orientation because now heâs learning about different ways of expressing oneâs identity and itâs kind of helping him understand some of his internal thoughts
Because of that, he does have some bias and prejudice over some things but heâs trying really hard to work through it!! Jackie and Chase help with this in particular, helping explain in what ways society and acceptance have evolved
Picked up sewing as a hobby and is decently good at mending clothes and trying very much to get better at embroidery
Also gardening!! Tried to organize an activity for all the egos to do some gardening together. Didnât really go well on account of Henrik trying to create poisons from plants and Anti causing the othersâ plants to wither
Watched Project Hail Mary and adored the puppet show sections with Rocky & Grace
Gets really overwhelmed by the modern world because of how bright and in-your-face everything is compared to what heâs used to in the past
Intense hemophobia (fear of blood) because of Antiâs possession of him whenever JJ has an open wound
Fainted when he saw the state of modern literature, particularly the romance and fantasy genres
Has a love-hate relationship with pumpkins but will fight you to the death for pumpkin soup
Seems like the kind of guy who can tap dance. Is the kind of guy who can tap dance.
ANTISEPTICEYE
Aromantic agender!! Mayhaps uses neopronouns
Love is an abstract concept to him which he sees no use for except as a tool to manipulate other people. Heâs above it and anyone who thinks they can convince him otherwise can fuck off.
Has a hobby of spreading bullshit ideologies (coughSCIENTOLOGYcough) for funsies and is a big fan of ragebaiting people online
Feeds off of negative energy so pissing people off is like a little snack for him
Think WWDITS energy vampires
Vaguely unstable form? Itâs maintained by that negative energy so it can just look completely wrong sometimes
Anti has some control over the way he looks, so he could retain is normal-ish human form or be just. a shifting mass of darkness in the vague shape of a human with two glowing dots for eyes
He doesnât sleep per se, but whenever he does he assumes a sort of dead bug posture? Twitching limbs and all. Sleeps with his eyes opening
Life decays around him if he stays near it too long- plants withering, animals weakening etc.
Also time and matter kind of warp near him. Like some shapes start to look like theyâre warping or there are weird time effects where the thing thatâs near him looks the way it did in the past or the way its going to look in the future
He thinks heâs really scary and cool and The Shit TM so he will act like it. Even if heâs more serious and menacing now, he still retains the little bitch energy his character had in 2018
2018 was is emo phase and whenever anyone brings it up he gets aggressively embarrassed
Looks up to Bill Cipher
CHASE BRODY
Pansexual and thought he was straight for the longest time. Had to be told it was not, in fact, normal to consistently think about making out with your homies
He used to be a jock-type in highschool, was quite popular because of his chill dude-bro personality but also because of his warm personality
First met Stacy in highschool, actually. They lost contact after graduation but got back in touch after a reunion party and hit it off from there
Reached his peak in highschool, from then on his depression started to get worse and he felt lost and overwhelmed so started performing worse academically and socially after he graduated
Wanted to name his kids after video game characters but Stacy would NOT have it
oh yeah Chase is a MASSIVE video game enthusiast. Enjoys lots of genres- fighting games, RPGs, FPS, lay it ALL on him babeyyyy
Has spend many an afternoon screaming at and bullying kids in COD lobbies as a teenager
His father wasnât really present in his life because his parents were divorced, so when he found out he was going to have kids he panicked, thinking he wasnât going to be a good father and God does he even know how to be a father at all?
Massive fear of abandonmentâ he is desperate to make sure that he isnât alone and forgotten but also carries such a deep feeling of failure that he feels like he deserves to be abandoned
Oddly good at lucid dreaming. Most of the time he can control whats going on but the other time he just has sleep paralysis
He loves jellyfish. oh my gosh he loves Jellyfish so much
MARVIN THE MAGNIFICENT
Biromantic asexual (source: uhhh vibes?)
His family was born in Ireland but they moved to London when he was really small so he does feel a sense of patriotism towards Ireland even if heâs extremely disconnected from it
Does NOT like Harry Potter. Thinks itâs inaccurate and stupid
Out of all the egos, Marvin has the highest spice tolerance with Jackie being a close second, a fact that heâs extremely smug about
Extremely petty and will use magic to ever-so slightly inconvenience someone if theyâre pissing him off
Despite the fact that he can do real magic, Marvin really wants to be good at slight of hand. Heâs getting there, but it doesnât come naturally to him
Has some form of oracle magic and occasionally gets glimpses of visions to come but he gets a massive headache when it happens
Jackie introduced him to Little Witch Academia and now he thinks heâs just like Diana frfr
Stray cats either flock to him or despise him with every inch of their being. Like theyâre either purring and rubbing against his ankles or hissing and clawing at him
every morning he leaves a bowl of cat food outside his house for the strays that lurk around. He just has a soft spot for cats and definitely spends atleast once a month volunteering at the animal shelter
Avid conspiracy theorist enthusiast. Not that he believes in them butâĻ. Okay well he kind of does but itâs mostly just for amusement, he swears!
Enjoys deckbuilder roguelike video games and FromSoft games the most but is especially attached to Elden Ring
JACKIEBOY MAN
Trans man!! Iâve yapped about this a little but in Jackieâs stories the theme of being alienated because youâre âweirdâ which I associate with queerness.
Specifically, with being trans because projecting probably
That also makes me headcanon that he was bullied as a kid because he wasnât the best with picking up social queues and was very vocal/nerdy about his interests so other kids picked on him
His green hair comes from when he tried to give himself green highlights in highschool but it failed and he put it too much so it looked horrible
So he was like âah fuck itâ and dyed his whole head. Liked it a lot so heâs kept that ever since.
Jackie really likes listening to k-popâ specifically SHINeeâ and has clumsily tried to do some of the dances (key word TRIED)
Extremely good at Dance Dance revolution and rhythm games despite being the clumsiest mfer alive?? He also plays rage games âfor shits and giggles.â Screaming ensues.
Absolutely massive sweet tooth. Lovelovelovesss desserts, especially anything with strawberry flavoring in it
Oddly very good at playing the kazoo?? Like. He rocks that shit.
I think heâs quite active on social media and fandom spaces like tumblr and has definitely tried to start a channel where he rants about/reviews media, which has gained a somewhat small but loving community
Jackieâs really into anime and manga. Iâm too scared to say anything about MHA
I would make a comment about him liking Marvel or DC but Iâm not big into superhero stuff so I canât đ
DR SCHNEEPLESTEIN
Very closeted gay man who is lowk in deep denial
Was an oddly gruesome child? He was kind of into dissecting animals since he was really small and so one of his parents had to step in and be like.
Henrik. No. This is not okay please leave the little guys alone
So from then on he was forced into reading about dissection instead of actually doing it, which he was a little upset about but hey what can you do?
The more macabre parts of medical science fascinated Schneep, especially transplant surgery. It was a book about head transplants that inspired him to become a surgeon in the first place because it seemed really fucking sick
Genuinely brilliant in theory- knows lots of the parts and the correct procedure but during the operation, he often gets distracted by his curiosity and interest in anatomy so he accidentally goes off the rails a little during the surgeries, causing him to often risk losing his license
Eats one apple a day to âprove a pointâ
Has a pet snake named mushroom who is brown with lighter-colored patches. He really likes cold-blooded animals like reptiles or amphibians
Has a habit of humming/yelling along completely out of tune to classical music when heâs showering, much to everyoneâs annoyance
Has undiagnosed ADHD
ROBBIE
Iâll be honest I donât know a lot about Robbie because honestly there isnât much lore of him and I havenât seeked any of it out but!! off of vibes only
Genderfluid, I think. As a collective of different parts from different people, they all have a slight effect on his sense of identity
Very photosensitive, canât handle extremely bright environments and such
I kind of see him as like a Frankensteinâs monster thing that Marvin resurrected which gives the two a like really strong familial bond
dude LOVES stuffed animals
Jackie got him a giant shark when he was getting settled into his home and Robbie clings onto it every night
Canât really eat because of a decomposed stomach, but he wants to try for that sense of normalcy but also because Man that Hot Chocolate looks niceâĻ.
Anti regularly bullies him by comparing him to a raisin
Every once in a while him, JJ, Jackie and Marvin will get together for like. a videogame night where they all play stardew valley together or some other cozy sim game
but uh yeah!! random HCs I've got for all the septicegos minus angus
JAMESON JACKSON
Going through a questioning period about his orientation because now heâs learning about different ways of expressing oneâs identity and itâs kind of helping him understand some of his internal thoughts
Because of that, he does have some bias and prejudice over some things but heâs trying really hard to work through it!! Jackie and Chase help with this in particular, helping explain in what ways society and acceptance have evolved
Picked up sewing as a hobby and is decently good at mending clothes and trying very much to get better at embroidery
Also gardening!! Tried to organize an activity for all the egos to do some gardening together. Didnât really go well on account of Henrik trying to create poisons from plants and Anti causing the othersâ plants to wither
Watched Project Hail Mary and adored the puppet show sections with Rocky & Grace
Gets really overwhelmed by the modern world because of how bright and in-your-face everything is compared to what heâs used to in the past
Intense hemophobia (fear of blood) because of Antiâs possession of him whenever JJ has an open wound
Fainted when he saw the state of modern literature, particularly the romance and fantasy genres
Has a love-hate relationship with pumpkins but will fight you to the death for pumpkin soup
Seems like the kind of guy who can tap dance. Is the kind of guy who can tap dance.
ANTISEPTICEYE
Aromantic agender!! Mayhaps uses neopronouns
Love is an abstract concept to him which he sees no use for except as a tool to manipulate other people. Heâs above it and anyone who thinks they can convince him otherwise can fuck off.
Has a hobby of spreading bullshit ideologies (coughSCIENTOLOGYcough) for funsies and is a big fan of ragebaiting people online
Feeds off of negative energy so pissing people off is like a little snack for him
Think WWDITS energy vampires
Vaguely unstable form? Itâs maintained by that negative energy so it can just look completely wrong sometimes
Anti has some control over the way he looks, so he could retain is normal-ish human form or be just. a shifting mass of darkness in the vague shape of a human with two glowing dots for eyes
He doesnât sleep per se, but whenever he does he assumes a sort of dead bug posture? Twitching limbs and all. Sleeps with his eyes opening
Life decays around him if he stays near it too long- plants withering, animals weakening etc.
Also time and matter kind of warp near him. Like some shapes start to look like theyâre warping or there are weird time effects where the thing thatâs near him looks the way it did in the past or the way its going to look in the future
He thinks heâs really scary and cool and The Shit TM so he will act like it. Even if heâs more serious and menacing now, he still retains the little bitch energy his character had in 2018
2018 was is emo phase and whenever anyone brings it up he gets aggressively embarrassed
Looks up to Bill Cipher
CHASE BRODY
Pansexual and thought he was straight for the longest time. Had to be told it was not, in fact, normal to consistently think about making out with your homies
He used to be a jock-type in highschool, was quite popular because of his chill dude-bro personality but also because of his warm personality
First met Stacy in highschool, actually. They lost contact after graduation but got back in touch after a reunion party and hit it off from there
Reached his peak in highschool, from then on his depression started to get worse and he felt lost and overwhelmed so started performing worse academically and socially after he graduated
Wanted to name his kids after video game characters but Stacy would NOT have it
oh yeah Chase is a MASSIVE video game enthusiast. Enjoys lots of genres- fighting games, RPGs, FPS, lay it ALL on him babeyyyy
Has spend many an afternoon screaming at and bullying kids in COD lobbies as a teenager
His father wasnât really present in his life because his parents were divorced, so when he found out he was going to have kids he panicked, thinking he wasnât going to be a good father and God does he even know how to be a father at all?
Massive fear of abandonmentâ he is desperate to make sure that he isnât alone and forgotten but also carries such a deep feeling of failure that he feels like he deserves to be abandoned
Oddly good at lucid dreaming. Most of the time he can control whats going on but the other time he just has sleep paralysis
He loves jellyfish. oh my gosh he loves Jellyfish so much
MARVIN THE MAGNIFICENT
Biromantic asexual (source: uhhh vibes?)
His family was born in Ireland but they moved to London when he was really small so he does feel a sense of patriotism towards Ireland even if heâs extremely disconnected from it
Does NOT like Harry Potter. Thinks itâs inaccurate and stupid
Out of all the egos, Marvin has the highest spice tolerance with Jackie being a close second, a fact that heâs extremely smug about
Extremely petty and will use magic to ever-so slightly inconvenience someone if theyâre pissing him off
Despite the fact that he can do real magic, Marvin really wants to be good at slight of hand. Heâs getting there, but it doesnât come naturally to him
Has some form of oracle magic and occasionally gets glimpses of visions to come but he gets a massive headache when it happens
Jackie introduced him to Little Witch Academia and now he thinks heâs just like Diana frfr
Stray cats either flock to him or despise him with every inch of their being. Like theyâre either purring and rubbing against his ankles or hissing and clawing at him
every morning he leaves a bowl of cat food outside his house for the strays that lurk around. He just has a soft spot for cats and definitely spends atleast once a month volunteering at the animal shelter
Avid conspiracy theorist enthusiast. Not that he believes in them butâĻ. Okay well he kind of does but itâs mostly just for amusement, he swears!
Enjoys deckbuilder roguelike video games and FromSoft games the most but is especially attached to Elden Ring
JACKIEBOY MAN
Trans man!! Iâve yapped about this a little but in Jackieâs stories the theme of being alienated because youâre âweirdâ which I associate with queerness.
Specifically, with being trans because projecting probably
That also makes me headcanon that he was bullied as a kid because he wasnât the best with picking up social queues and was very vocal/nerdy about his interests so other kids picked on him
His green hair comes from when he tried to give himself green highlights in highschool but it failed and he put it too much so it looked horrible
So he was like âah fuck itâ and dyed his whole head. Liked it a lot so heâs kept that ever since.
Jackie really likes listening to k-popâ specifically SHINeeâ and has clumsily tried to do some of the dances (key word TRIED)
Extremely good at Dance Dance revolution and rhythm games despite being the clumsiest mfer alive?? He also plays rage games âfor shits and giggles.â Screaming ensues.
Absolutely massive sweet tooth. Lovelovelovesss desserts, especially anything with strawberry flavoring in it
Oddly very good at playing the kazoo?? Like. He rocks that shit.
I think heâs quite active on social media and fandom spaces like tumblr and has definitely tried to start a channel where he rants about/reviews media, which has gained a somewhat small but loving community
Jackieâs really into anime and manga. Iâm too scared to say anything about MHA
I would make a comment about him liking Marvel or DC but Iâm not big into superhero stuff so I canât đ
DR SCHNEEPLESTEIN
Very closeted gay man who is lowk in deep denial
Was an oddly gruesome child? He was kind of into dissecting animals since he was really small and so one of his parents had to step in and be like.
Henrik. No. This is not okay please leave the little guys alone
So from then on he was forced into reading about dissection instead of actually doing it, which he was a little upset about but hey what can you do?
The more macabre parts of medical science fascinated Schneep, especially transplant surgery. It was a book about head transplants that inspired him to become a surgeon in the first place because it seemed really fucking sick
Genuinely brilliant in theory- knows lots of the parts and the correct procedure but during the operation, he often gets distracted by his curiosity and interest in anatomy so he accidentally goes off the rails a little during the surgeries, causing him to often risk losing his license
Eats one apple a day to âprove a pointâ
Has a pet snake named mushroom who is brown with lighter-colored patches. He really likes cold-blooded animals like reptiles or amphibians
Has a habit of humming/yelling along completely out of tune to classical music when heâs showering, much to everyoneâs annoyance
Has undiagnosed ADHD
ROBBIE
Iâll be honest I donât know a lot about Robbie because honestly there isnât much lore of him and I havenât seeked any of it out but!! off of vibes only
Genderfluid, I think. As a collective of different parts from different people, they all have a slight effect on his sense of identity
Very photosensitive, canât handle extremely bright environments and such
I kind of see him as like a Frankensteinâs monster thing that Marvin resurrected which gives the two a like really strong familial bond
dude LOVES stuffed animals
Jackie got him a giant shark when he was getting settled into his home and Robbie clings onto it every night
Canât really eat because of a decomposed stomach, but he wants to try for that sense of normalcy but also because Man that Hot Chocolate looks niceâĻ.
Anti regularly bullies him by comparing him to a raisin
Every once in a while him, JJ, Jackie and Marvin will get together for like. a videogame night where they all play stardew valley together or some other cozy sim game
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