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starting an anti-skincare routine where i eat whatever i want and never wash my face and spend at least 3 hours a week picking at my skin in the mirror. join my movement

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

this for real fucking works

Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.

sorry for being weird and evasive. i was raised to believe that having wants and needs was a moral failing

Hey soooo like. If you let your cats go outdoors first of all why. But second of all you should really stop that since bird flu is extremely fatal in cats and your cats can get it just from contact with wild birds

Y'all, 100% fatality for felines by some estimates. Please, for the love of your furbabies, keep them inside

youare all just jealous of my severed head

happy normal fuckin day to everyone who doesnt celebrate christmas or rly any holidays today n tomorrow. hope you have an average day. hope its chill like any other

Have a day

have a day yeah

I can’t wait till this is on my dash again on December 24th tbh.

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Merry Christmas my cat pissed on me while I was asleep

Update: one of my dogs shit under the tree