abrokenspade

Straight-bi-pan-ace-aroace

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

🎶Billie Jean is not my lover 🎶

SIR YES SIR

I agree with this post so much

Thanks so much, I've been looking for some aspec songs for a while so this is very appreciated !!

SOUP

SOULS OF THE UNBORN

DIRT

LIVER

As an ace, I can clarify, you are my favorite celebrity

Actually,because it came to my attention many vampires suffer from the disease of notbeingabletoeatgarlicbread so I made Inclusive™ garlic bread. So. You can eat garlic bread no matter what :))

As someone who sleeps in a coffin and lives in an ancient castle and survives off blood, I can speak for the vampires when I say that we appreciate this

Thank you for this gift

That's the defense I used in court, did not go as intended

you contain multitudes i contain multi dudes *5 guys emerge from my mouth and make you a really overpriced cheeseburger*

*eats burger* eh, tastes like mouth

my horny ass would not have survived the great molasses flood of 1919 in boston, massachusetts

What are you implying-

My white ass can sprint by holding [SHIFT]

My mixed ass has auto-sprint on

i think a 20 minute hug would refurbish me

At this point, I need an entire marathon of cuddling, I don't even care who, I just need physical affection