How To Avoid Drinking Your Paint Water And Other Art Tips
Ā See the coke up there? Ā itās in totally the wrong place. Ā KEEP YOUR BEVERAGE AT 4 OāCLOCK. Ā or 5, if youāre a leftie. Ā Keep your paint water on your table in front of you, and your beverage off to the side so that you have to physically turn around to get at it. Ā You will teach your brain that Drink Is Over There, Not On The Desk; your coffee will last longer that way, AND YOU WILL AVOID SPILLING IT ALL OVER YOUR WORK.
if you DO spill your drink, cover the page and call it āOrganically Dyed Paperā Ā it aināt coming out, run with it.
Instead of 7-hour continuous playlist, listen to albums so youāre stopping every 40 minutes or so to change the music THEN STRETCH YOU FOOLS.
Alternate caffeinated beverages with non-caffeinated. Ā your hands WILL start to shake if you keep mainlining coffee like that.
get this freaking pencil sharpener. Ā yes, thatās a lot for a sharpener, but this SOB will work forever, wonāt eat pencils, and gets you the finest points possible. Ā this has been stress-tested by scientific illustrators and I promise we are the pissisest possible people when it comes to pencil points. Ā Mine it literally 6 years old now. Ā itās great. (Yeah, yeah, itās missing from the pic. Ā Have a backup in case of forgetfulness.)
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ART IN POOR LIGHT. Ā this means both too little AND too much. Ā You eyes, brain and spine will all thank you. Ā This mean making sure youāve got direct, full-spectrum light indoors (itāll make laptops and winter easier too, I promise) and wearing sunglasses outdoors.
FUCK PRISMACOLOR PENCILS. Ā The pigmentās good but the binder is brittle and breaks, and the wood is frequently warped. Ā literally 1 in 5 of the last prismacolor pencils Iāve had were totally unusable. Ā Faber-Castel is comparable in price/sometimes cheaper and had very high quality.
like, not shitting on cheap art supplies, because god knows I use them all the time, but pirsmacolors are EXPENSIVE and having the lead snap for the 7369205790235969th time will give you a goddamn stroke.
Remember to Eat maybe????
about every 2-3 hours, get up, leave the room, and do something else for at least 20 minutes. Ā Do the dishes maybe. Ā Gives your eyes and shoulders a break, lets your brain re-set and youāll be able to see things that Need Fixing when you get back.
FOR FUCKS SAKE, USE REFERENCES. Ā All the greats did, youāll stress less, and things will look so much better. Ā Just google image the sucker.
srsly eat something. Ā even some cheetos. Ā pls.
ok kids itās 3AM iāll think of more in the morning. Ā take care of yourselves.