Assholes in league
well like first of all my fat ass fingers fucked me up against this god damn stupid ass olaf top lane like shit i could have won lane right there but no i screw up which is FANTASTIC then i'm like i can recover from this just need to play safe and that would be ok and all if i wasnt getting some MAD ASS AMAZING PING SPIKES THROWING ME OVER THE TOP OF MOUNT EVEREST AT 2k PING and then the jungle SHYV JUST DECIDES that telling the other team like theyre some god damn godsend SENPAI of his/hers/wolfkin pronoun or something stupid similar to that will make them feel MUCH BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES so just BERATE ME and say "2 items at 30 minutes top lane" or something hella stupid like that like that's AMAZING yeah im BEHIND wow IM TRYING but this ISNT HELPING but the game is thrown because they want to feel good about losing by using someone ELSE and then they act all stupid like someone that's got too many chromosomes to hold and just goes "yeah sure right" when im telling them that I GOT SOME SWEET AS HONEY PING SPIKES like theyre some kind of ROYALTY and it's just rediculous how annoying some people can be it's like i can have a more intellectual conversation with an empty jar of nutella that's been reused as a water bottle or with something cooler like a hot water bag filled with molten lava
