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Claire Keane
Cosmic Funnies
Love Begins
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
todays bird
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trying on a metaphor
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Keni
we're not kids anymore.
Kaledo Art
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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OK, but imagine playfully smacking your orc bf's ass? The pleasing sound of a smack and his dummy thicc cheeks ripple on impact. It's nice for a moment before you realize he's about to return the favour. Imagine running for your life, running around the house, hands on your bum, him hot on your trail with thundering stomps.
Your neighbour hears your loud 'eep!' With your boyfriend laughing in triumph and roll their eyes, yall do this too often.
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Moving into a new apartment wasn't easy. Especially with this one heavy-ass suitcase you were basically forced to drag up the stairs. You angrily thank the elevators for their decision to break today!
Your chest heaved as your pulled it up to the 5th floor....out of 20. You wanted to figuratively die, if you weren't already dying of exhaustion.
"Howdy, need some help?" The deep voice of a woman made you jump and turn.
A beautiful minotaur woman cocked her head as she looked down at you. Her muscles very evident from her loose tanktop and folded arms. You gulped, trying so hard to not sweat so profusely from your struggles and now... for a gorgeous new reason.
"Oh! Um, yeah, if it's not too much trouble..." you mumble, looking away and scratching the back of your neck.
"Course not! Always good to help a neighbour! What floor are you on?" She moved behind your suitcase and within 5 seconds, had your hulking suitcase over her broad shoulders with ease.
"UM!! Oh, 20th floor..." you watch in awe as she smiled and nodded, before beginning to walk up the stairs like she was carrying groceries.
"Thank you so much! I hope it's not too heavy!"
"Not a problem, this is actually similar in weight to my usual weight sets. So you're actually helping me get my work-out in today!"
Your floor is reached within half the time it took you to get to the 5th floor on your own.
"Thank you so much again..."
"Lily." She smiled, you shook her hand as you smiled back. The awkwardness as to where to go from here, with your hands still clasped made you gulp again.
"Would you...would you like a glass of water?" You ask, shyly. You really didn't want to see her go just yet and you weren't too sure how to repay her. She gave your grasped hand a squeeze before letting go.
"A glass of water sounds lovely."
Oh thank the gods she accepted.
Gettin REAL tired of the pornbots/viruses invading every single tag.
A monster who has nice, big arms. When they hug you?? It feels like a nice and warm safety blanket you want to stay in for hours!
A knock roused you from your sickly-nap. Blowing your nose and blinking discombobulatedly, you threw on a mask as the knocking continues.
Opening the door a crack, you see your orc lover standing on your front porch with a bag in each hand.
"Babe--"
"I am here to play nurse for our date, tonight."
They were quick to get into your home thanks to your dazed and sickly state.
"But, you're gonna get sick too??" You say softly, you sounded pitiful. Your love only laughed through their own mask and clasped their hand on your head, tussling your hair.
"Nah, orcs don't get sick like you humans do. Come now, I brought homemade chicken soup and bought some lemon tea." You weren't sure if they were lying or not about the sick part. But you followed them to the kitchen.
You two ended up sitting (you more laying on your side) in your living room, two bowls of soup empty, the TV playing a silly movie and your second cup of tea still steaming from its mug. Your orc love was gently massaging your back, helping with the body aches with their skilled fingers.
You sighed, barely keeping your eyes open as you make eye-contact with them.
"Thank you for taking care of me." They flashed you a smile before stroking their hand against your flushed face.
"Anytime, my love."
You had the distant memory of them carrying you back into bed and kissing your forehead before fully falling asleep.
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Your sweet tentacle monster, coming to snuggle you after having to brave the harsh cold (16Β°C) to grab your pizza delivery (it was placed right outside the door). Oh, whoas, this poor, cold monster. They are in such need for your human warmth--not that they're, like, needy or anything.
Ah, you're such a lifesaver, hugging them close to your warm body with a sigh. Guess you could spare some love and affection while you two eat some pizza.
Your 18ft long Naga wife just wrapping you up and inadvertently acting like a cozy weighted blanket because she wanted snuggles βΊοΈ
Based on a viral bumble profile that went viral
You went to one of the best steak houses in your area to try the famed 'orc-wedding ribs' challenge. You finish it in record time, having been hungry, but also just because the ribs were the best things you've ever eaten! However you notice the crowd going a bit more batshit than you anticipated. You only to start connecting the dots as to why it's called the 'orc wedding ribs' when the head chef who gave you the platter at the beginning, a large orc, comes out, face in 3 darker shades of green--looking like a blushing bride/groom with two wedding bands in their large hand.
A sweet tentacle monster who loves to bake. You come home, and it's just filled with sweets. You follow the noises of pans and timers to the kitchen and you see your tentacle monster with oven mits on several tentacles, each with a pan of different, freshly baked sweets! They blush and wiggle happily when you eat their treats and gush about how great their baking is.
The scariest looking orc you can imagine, he comes home after unintentionally terrorizing the world outside and is greeted by a little elderly chihuahua, happy hops from a pair of fluffy bunnies and a happy spouse who kisses his cheek softly and offers him a fresh cookie.
They cuddle on the couch together
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A Naga who works at a pet store constantly quizzing every person who tries to adopt a reptile to make sure they know what the fuck they're doing. Their new coworker, a harpy, adopted their strategy and protects the birds. Though, being so small and cute, their Naga friend has to sometimes sneak up behind them and give potential bird-abusers a quick scare.
They're best friends.
Your orc girlfriend who knows you're having a rough mental day, so she picks you up, drops you on your couch, sits beside you and tucks you into her side with a strong arm. You both say nothing as you don't need to say anything at all. Her warmth surrounds you and you take a deep breathe, letting your tears flow freely. She knows you need to just feel comforted, warm and protected right now. She rubs your arm with her thumb soothingly in silence.
She sits with you for an hour until you stir, you sit up, kissing her on the cheek with a small 'thank you'. But neither of you move away from each other, instead, you grab the remote and put on her favourite show, placing your head against her side again, now with her hand in yours.
Now your day doesn't seem as bleak
Your husband has night shifts and you have the day shifts of taking care of your triplets. It's been the routine since they learned how to run.
The nights normally consist of the kids shifting into little high-energy and destructive puppies who will destroy things for fun. Daddy shifts into a wolf himself and has learned that he must take them out for a run through the woods before they try and destroy the couch...again. The four normally come back a few hours before daybreak and sleep. You wake up at your normal time, make breakfast and deal with the hyperactive human versions of them before they are carted off to school by your husband on his way to work.
Tonight, however. Their little howls to the moon wake you up, you glance out the window to see your little family now in the backyard, the kids are panting from the run, but still have energy to play tug-a-war or play fight.
They were certainly getting bigger and their energy was increasing. It was a blessing and a curse; soon, they'd probably be able to control their destructive energy and go for runs and little hunts on their own, but now your husband had to try and deal with all the new hyper energy.
You can see your husband slowly running out of patience with them because of this, especially when one of your kids, Sydney, play-bit his ear a little too hard. He looks like he needs back-up.
You throw on your robe and walk out to see them. The kids run to you with happy little yips, they get more excited, almost knocking themselves over with how wildly their tails wag, seeing you take out their favourite ball from your pocket. You laugh as the flurry of fur and yips chase after the bright colourful ball in a cloud of dirt.
Your husband comes to sit beside you, resting his wolvish head against your hip. He sighs when you stroke his head. You two enjoy the early morning air as you watch your kids run amuk in the yard, fighting for the ball or chasing after whoever got it. It's good they could play on their own now.
It's peaceful. But you also both needed coffee by the time the sun comes up.
A monster who just loves to give you little forehead kisses every time they pass by because you're just so cute doin' your lil human things <3
If only an orc would throw me over their shoulder, call me their little wife and run off into the sunset to live in domestic bliss
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Imagine your werewolf lover, who was now shifted thanks to a full moon, waking you up by whining. You open your eyes to see your actual dog taking their regular sleeping spot on the bed.
'He's in my spot!' The werewolf whines putting on their best puppy-dog eyes. 'Get him out!' They huff, putting their head next to yours with their eyes somehow getting bigger as to try and convince you to kick your dog out of their spot.
What a big baby.
They're confused the next morning as they wake up at the foot of your bed.
