brody weston.

That it does. It makes me feel like a bad person…but bacon is so good. Why do our kids have to be made out of it? It’s not fair. 

Life isn't fair Quinnie. Life isn't fair. At least we're in this together. Our kids were super delicious.

Er, maybe it was Farley? I don’t remember, but it’s Lil’ Miss Colorado Springs, Middle of Nowhere, USA that was just spittin’ out the rando facts.

I don't think I know who you're talking about. She's probably Quinn's room-mate, Marley. We haven't officially met, so yeah, I wouldn't know.

Well, duh, it’s a compliment! You’re here, you’re a hunk, and you’re incredibly ripped and gorge!

Should I be scared Sugar? The last thing I want to be is a green-skinned monster.

Of course not. Totally. Our first mission is to figure out everyone's perfect match.

That would be cool. Just a bunch of dogs running around the place.

I wonder who would clean the poopies.

I’m not even sure what I’m supposed to e looking for in matches, if I’m being honest with ya, dude. There’s a few people I wanna bone and I like hanging out with

I have a feeling this game we're playing--yeah, it's just gonna keep getting harder and harder.

When you met the girl you were in love with, did you know right off that you would love her? Or was it a gradual thing? I think I’m expecting some big shock, like a bolt of electricity or something, and I’m not really sure that’s going to happen.

I--me..I saw her..and there was something about her. It's not like I just fell in love..maybe I fell in love with her looks and whatever it was on the outside..cause obviously you can't fall in love with a stranger. But the more I got to know her, the closer we got. So yes Kitty. I felt this instant connection. I didn't know her but I wanted to get to know her. Honestly though, it can also work the opposite way. Or it might be the person you hate the most? I think that's a more genuine feeling cause you're accepting that someone for who they really are first. And well if you just fall in love in a blink of an eye, you're just gonna make excuses for everything they do, cause it's all going to seem perfect to you. I blamed myself for the cheating part. It took me--yeah I think I'm still in the process of realising that I couldn't have done anything and that it was her choice, not mine.

Maybe next challenge. I’m surprised you didn’t win. You seem like you could melt some ice. 

Thanks? 

Yeah, I’ve seen you around. I’m Dani.

Sup' Dani. Yeah, we didn't get a chance to talk. So how are you enjoying yourself so far?

Perfect, I’m glad I don’t have to build one now. Can I name you Olaf?

No. That name totally reminds me of Lemony Snicket. That Olaf dude, scared the hell out of me. Props to Jim Carrey though.

Oh? Good to know. I thought we already get along quite well. Bacon kids…interesting. That doesn’t mean we’re cannibals, does it? 

We do. Life keeps getting better and better. I guess..theoretically speaking, we are. How does that make you feel?

Yes, best friends. It is law, Brody West.

Ah, you're so quirky. So what that we've known each other for a week? We are kindred spirits, joined souls. Destined for our friendship.