inofficial guide to understanding the bro-cabulary in guyville

EwaltAnd Walker · Bromance: The Dudesical

I knew my fate with you, Harry and Tom, was sealed that one fateful day in 3rd grade when we first met and signed our brontracts.

Its brogical to kiss each other to say hi, Marty, now come here.

I like my brorritos to include rice, salsa verde, and to be warmed up within my embrace.

Being a teenager sure is fun, but having your bros by your side when entering adulthood and becoming a bron-up is even better.

You may only be a plebroian, but to me you are my plebroian.

Dude, our broship is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

My fanbrosies of settling down in a little white house all include you, bro.

Dude, chilli cheese fries are mantastic!!!

Idiobrocrasies sometimes vary depending on the broband you are pledged to, but they all have a sense of intimacy like no other.

My bros mean the world to me. I would sacrifice myself for any of my bros.

1: Once a bro always a bro  2: One bro needs another  3: You can‘t replace your brother