Well, not the me youâre used to, Iâm another me- wh8tever! You get the point!
I was fucking around out in the furthest ring when I found this 8log, and ya know, Iâm Vriska, I sing, no8ody can stop me from being the 8est 8roadway Vriska this side of paradox sp8ce, so I took it! Itâs mine now ::::)
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Happy 4/13 everyone!! May all the Johns/Junes/and Janes have a very happy birthday and enjoy all of us being a little froggy.
Let's play the music, light the lights, dress up right and enjoy a fun day today!
lyrics made by gigglingGummybear
along with @kyleehenke who also did the mixing!
and the adorable cover art was done by entomicAnomaly
lyrics are under the cut
Why are there so many songs about Homestuck
And why theyâre all on Broadway?
Maybe it's fun here, to see them all up there
Just singing and dancing away
So we've been told that it's cringe or a waste
I don't care now, it's my dream
Someday I'll find it
The rainbow connection
The stage hands, the singers, and me
Who said that every song
Would be karkalicious
Just stuck on repeat world wide
But each note, to melody
And lyric to song
Inspired and starry-eyed
It sounds amazing, with glorious phrasing
A chorus of pals and a beat
I think Iâve found it
The rainbow connection
The stage hands, the singers, and me
All singing perfect harmonyÂ
This moment feeling just like magic
Iâve gazed onto the stage
My eyes filled with wonder
Their hands stretched out reaching to me
Music sounds sweeter
when we sing together
I join them all up here see
Iâve felt it too many times to ignore itÂ
Itâs something that Iâm supposed to be
I know Iâve found it
The rainbow connection
The stage hands, the singers, and me
I have spent my wh8le fucking life trying to put what that cue8all motherfucker did 8ehind me, 8ut somehow, he's still clinging on to my psyche...
For SAHcon 2025
Original song: Chewing Gum by 8itter Ruin
Very su8tle lyric rewrites 8y me
Art 8 @spacemuttstudios
lyrics 8elow the cut:
There's a little piece of you
Tangled in my hair
Get it out, get it out, get it out, get it out
I don't want it there
There's a little piece of you
Clawing at my ribcage
Let it out, let it out, let it out, let it out
It needs to be saved
Hell, no
You are all wrong
That fucker's not gone
He's here in my head, prying
Rotting away, just smell that decay
While you're all asleep, I'm crying
There's a little piece of you
Still flashing on my screen
Get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off
'Cause I simply canât see you
Not again, not again, not again, not again
I'm not broken
Hell, no
You are all wrong
That fucker's not gone
He's here in my head, pryingÂ
Rotting away, just smell that decay
While you're all asleep, I'm crying
He has locked me up
Punched air holes in this box
Left me in this cage
Left me here for days
And I can't find signs for an exit
Collectively we find
A person can't survive
Without an ounce of love
Without an ounce of woe
You are all wrong
That fucker's not gone
He's here in my head, prying
Rotting away, just smell that decay
While you're all asleep, I'm crying
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GUEST ANNOUNCEMENT: We are so happy to announce that we'll be joined by some of the members of the modern iteration of BROADWAYSTUCK! Get ready for some of your favorite Broadwaystuck songs performed LIVE ON STAGE by DAVE, KARKAT, KANAYA, ARADIA, and VRISKA!
Apologizing is hard, especially to the ones you wronged the most. I don't have the 8rainspace to write my own apology, so here's a cover of one a different Vriska wrote years ago.
Cover of An Apology 8y @phemiec (cover art 8y phemieC as well)
I fucked up. We all know I fucked up 8y killing and/or maiming my friends. 8ut like, I didn't expect anything 8ad to come out of it, right? I just made a little mist8ke 8y killing Tavros, and I can make it all 8etter by saving everyone else and proving just how gr8 I am!
No Good Deed (original song) from Wicked
Lyric edits 8y me
Cover art 8y @broadwayy-karkat
[spoken] Tavros!
[sung] oh god, such a bitch such a bitch
I went too far, I just wanted to help him
oh god, such a bitch such a bitch
I went too far, I just wanted to help him
Let someone find his corpse
find his spreading bloodstain
I just wanted him
to learn to take pain
Let someone kiss him fast
But his dreamselfâs gone! Why!
Iâm an idiot!
I didnât want him to dieâŚ
Didnât want him to dieâŚ
oh god, such a bitch such a bitch
I went too far, I just wanted to help him
oh god, such a bitch such a bitch
I went too far, I just wanted to⌠wanted toâŚ
What good is this whining?
Nothing I do is succeeding!
I donât even know what trick I ought to try
Oh Tavros why did I
Leave you there dead and bleeding?
One more disaster I can add to my
Generous supply?
No good deed goes unpunished
No manipulation goes unresented
No good deed goes unpunished
Thatâs my new creed
Trying to make him stronger
Led where such roads always lead
No good deed
Goes unpunished!
Terezi
Aradia
Tavros
Tavros!!
One question haunts and hurts
Too much, too much to mention:
Was I really helping him
Or just seeking attention?
Is that all good deeds are
When looked at through the otherâs eyes?
If thatâs all good deeds are
Maybe thatâs the reason why
No good deed goes unpunished
All helpful urges should be circumvented
No good deed goes unpunished
Sure, I meant well -
Well, look at what well-meant did:
All right, enough - so be it
So be it, then:
Let all Paradox space be agreed
Iâm wicked through and through
Since I can not succeed
At Tavros, helping you
Iâll do one last good deed
Iâll kill Jack or cause my end
To save all my friends
One good deed
I can make amends!
It's hard not 8eing the most relevant Vriska. It's even harder when the most relevant Vriska shows up, and your f8cking girlfriend won't do anything to defend you!!!!!!!!
Child in a Seacave (original song) 8y Bitter Ruin
Lyric edits 8y me
Carnivals, and mental health
Braids twisting against myself
The need to be a heroine
Unfortunately comes again
I loved you and you fucking let me down
You've given me a bush to beat around
And I
Should have died
I had always been a battle ship
Finally broken down at port
So tell me why youâre going back
To sea
You should have saved me
You should have saved me
Left like a lightbulb
Off, no switch, in a dark room
You should have saved me
You should have saved me
A child in a sea cave
Watching a tidal wave
And what's the point when Iâm left to drown?
And where's the light when the power's down?
I loved you and you fucking let me down
You've given me a bush to beat around
And I
Should have died
You stood and watched me make me walk the plank
Knowing she was tied to the narrative
So maybe that's why I'm staying
Unwritten
You should have saved me
You should have saved me
Left like a lightbulb
Off, no switch, in a dark room
You should have saved me
You should have saved me
A child in a sea cave
Watching a tidal wave
You should have saved me
You should have saved me
Left like a lightbulb
Off, no switch, in a dark room
You should have saved me
You should have saved me
A child in a sea cave
Watching a tidal wave
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Happy birthday, CrockerBerts, and happy 4/13 to the rest! Thank you for another great Homestuck day! For this wondrous occasion, we bring you a lesser known gem from Horizonanadyomene on YouTube (original: Here)
As well, thanks to our talented caballineToxophallic for providing the cover art and the amazing auricTruism for mixing this so beautifully!
The lyrics as they were distributed below the cut:
[ROSE]
All these familiar faces even in a world that is new it still feels like i know you
[KANAYA]
Through seldom-traveled places we began a story with every step and rewrote it with every breath
You know that we
[EQUIUS]
We tried to prove we have the best intentions we tried to understand through education
[SOLLUX]
We tried to live in our imaginations some things don't back down
[DOC SCRATCH]
The water's rising a green horizon
[CALLIOPE]
Maybe you and i will be reborn, too
[CALIBORN]
Well it's been ages a thousand pages imposed on one another but i still remember you
[CALLIOPE]
We are wandering stars in sweet harmony
[DOC SCRATCH]
We're all part of a symphony of a changing universe
[ARADIA]
Us young adventurers
[JADE]
One life to show us what you're made of just drop the fear, jump a tier, find the shade of your soul all reflected around you yes, you will know when you've finally found you
[DIRK]
Each life we might have lived through every part of us still exists; every fragment is endless
[JANE]
This world we've walked on into even when it feels overwhelming, it's just the beginning
[VRISKA]
The water's rising a new horizon maybe you and i will be reborn, too
[ROXY]
Well it's been ages a thousand stages imposed on one another but i still remember you
[ERIDAN]
We are wandering stars in sweet harmony we're all part of a symphony of a changing universe
[JOHN]
From a thousand different worlds on another kind of earth us young adventurers
Sometimes, your feelings for a person are a 8it more complicated than str8 quadrants. Sometimes, you catch flushed feelings for a little 8itch of a pupa who makes you want to toss him in a corner like a ragd8ll.
Original song by Alice8anD
Lyric edits 8y me (however 8rief) 8elow the cut
Everything we needed has been said
Every little item has been kept
Every word and every thought
And every pointless little flaw
Has made this work all seem a little harder
Every time I think of you, I cringe
Every time I think of you, I feel a wispy breath of air
Has lodged itself inside of me
it's forcing me to speak
I'll make you fight for me, hope I wonât choose to kill
I'll make you jump for me and watch your body spill
I'll make you cry for me and lie for me (I'll make you cry)
And bleed for me and die for me (Lie)
But most I'll make you right for me
I'm sure I'm right for you
I'll cover up your eyes and make you work
I'll rob you of your soul and make it worse
I'll take away your dignity
And make you feel worth less to me
I'll spit upon your sanity, and god, I'll make it hurt
I'll stomp out any memory that's good
I'll make you feel like any pupa should
I'll torture you and neuter you
And say that I hate all you do
And when I'm done, you'll wish that you were dead
I'll make you fight for me, hope I wonât choose to kill
I'll make you jump for me and watch your body spill
I'll make you cry for me and lie for me (I'll make you cry)
And bleed for me and die for me (Lie)
But most I'll make you right for me
I'm sure I'm right for you
(Sure I'm right for you)
I'll play with you cuz you know I like it rough
Just prove to me that you can be more tough
I'll make you beg for me and plead for me
And I know that you will bleed for me
And I'll play with you until I've had enough
(I've had enough)
I'll make you fight for me, hope I wonât choose to kill
(I've had enough)
I'll make you jump for me and watch your body spill
I'll make you cry for me and lie for me
And bleed for me and die for me
But most I'll make you right for me
I'm sure I'm right for you
Everything we needed has been said
Every little item has been kept
Every word and every thought
And every pointless little flaw
Has made this work all seem a little harder
Every time I think of you, I cringe (Every time I speak)
Every time I think of you, I feel wispy breath of air
Has lodged itself inside of me
It's forcing me to speak
(I've had enough)
I'll make you fight for me, hope I wonât choose to kill
(I've had enough)
I'll make you jump for me and watch your body spill
I'll make you cry for me and lie for me (I'll make you cry)
And bleed for me and die for me (die)
But most I'll make you right for me
I'm sure I'm right for you
@broadwayy-kanaya and I put together this song cele8r8ing the most meddlesome quadrant experience I can even im8gine.
Original 8y 8ritney Spears
Lyrics modified 8y @broadwayy-kanaya (under cut)
Lyrics:
Baby, can't you see I'm callin'?
A troll like you should wear a warnin'
It's dangerous, I'm fallin'
There's no escape, I can't wait
I need a hit, baby, give me it
You're dangerous, I'm lovin' it
Too high, can't come down
Losing my head, spinnin' round and round
Do you feel me now?
With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride
You're toxic, I'm slippin' under
With a taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic?
It's gettin' late to give you up
I took a sip from my devil's cup
Slowly, it's takin' over me
Too high, can't come down
It's in the air and it's all around
Can you feel me now?
With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride
You're toxic, I'm slippin' under
With a taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic?
Don't you know that you're toxic?
With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride
You're toxic, I'm slippin' under
With a taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?
With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride
You're toxic, I'm slippin' under (Toxic)
With a taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?
Intoxicate me now with your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now (I think I'm ready now)
Intoxicate me now with your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now
I've learned a lot 8ver the course of these 6 sweeps. I've done a lot to 8oast a8out! Though sometimes, you realize those things aren't exactly something to 8oast about...
Original song by Alanis Morissette
Lyrics 8y me (m8dified from lyrics 8y a younger, 8rasher version of me)
How to stay paralyzed for fear of being a meal
How to betray your sister, leave her screaming, bleeding teal
How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
How to have that not work and have him run away from you
How to keep people at arms length and never get too close
How to stay winning, cuz you simply have to be the most
How to pretend youâre fine and donât need help from anyone
And how to feel worthless unless youâre on top
Iâll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
A course of these six sweeps, youâll never forget
Youâll learn how to win in 8 easy steps
Iâll teach you to cheat your way through
Youâre taught by the best
How to hate someone when heâs done everything right by you
How to turn on him, take a lance and pierce his stomach through
How to then merge with him and hate yourself forevermore
Wondering why he wonât just take your shit
Iâll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
A course of these six sweeps, youâll never forget
Youâll learn how to win in 8 easy steps
Iâll teach you to cheat your way through
Youâre taught by the best
Iâve been doing research for years
Iâve been practicing my ass off
Iâve been training my whole life for this, Egbert, I swear to you
Culminating just to be this imperfect hero before you
Iâll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
A course of these six sweeps, youâll never forget
Youâll learn how to win in 8 easy steps
Iâll teach you to cheat your way through
Youâre taught by the best
How to drive your dancestor completely batshit insane
How to feel awful when you realize you might share a brain
How to keep irons burning to avoid going within
Or remain mired in blue and blame yourself
Iâll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
A course of these six sweeps, youâll never forget
Youâll learn how to win in 8 easy steps
Iâll teach you to cheat your way through
Youâre taught by the best
Iâll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
A course of these six sweeps, youâll never forget
Youâll learn how to win in 8 easy steps
Iâll teach you to cheat your way through
Youâre taught by the best
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A little song I whipped up with @broadway-john a8out the time I gave him a little push towards gr8ness ::::)
Original song from The Addams Family
Lyrics 8y @broadway-john (below the cut)
Vriska
Once, I was spiteful
Thought I was done.
Life, less than perfect
Finally begun.
But, now I wonder
Are we undone?
I wanna show you to your death, then give you life
I wanna put you right to sleep, now with my mind
take me on as your new mentor, and youâll flyÂ
Then youâll be a hero too
I'll make you see it throughÂ
And all you gotta do is prove youâre strongÂ
Youâll be a hero tooÂ
The windy boy in blue
So get on board or simply move along
John
I'm not too certain
Vriska
(and yet I truly trust you)
John
Iâve never been
Vriska
(i know that I can help you)
John
But in this moment
I feel I've changed.
I wanna climb up to my quest bed, get some sleep
I wanna see the new rewards that I can reap
Can you believe that I'm no longer small and meek!
Iâm just as strong as you
Iâm just as strong as you
And now I'll prove to you exactly how
Iâm just as strong as you
I'll do what you say to
From here on in I give my solemn vow
Vriska
Roll the dice now jacks almost here,
Just you close your eyes, be brave.
John
laying on a rock with no fear
No idea that itâs my grave
Vriska
Focusing my mind, you ready?
Come on, make me sleep already!
I wanna demonstrate that choice is my ideal
John
(Girl believe me, you wonât hear a peep)
Vriska
Cause in the moment that you're choosing life is real
John
(Vriska please put me to sleep!)Â
Both
And in a flash when I/you drop dead and seal the deal
Iâm just as strong as you
Iâm just as strong as you
And nothing feels to me like when you say
Weâre just as strong as two
The heir and thief pull through
And that is how we live to fight the day
Iâm just as strong as you
Iâm just as strong as you
And live to die I'll let you have control
Youâll be a hero tooÂ
The girl and boy in blue
From here on in you're singing to my soul
My soul!
Sometimes, you think you can trust someone, 8ut they go and sta8 you in the 8ack! 8oth figuratively and literally!!!!!!!!
Original song from Mean Girls
Lyrics 8y me, 8elow the cut
Us two were perfect
Scourge sistersâ what theyâd see
You standing next to me
To serve the final blow
Face it, you loved it
You had the urge to fightÂ
But you thought that you knew right
What did you know?
Was I a game to you?
Leaving me right on cue?
I truly cared
Was I the fool?
It's fine for you
To just desert
It's fine
'Til someone gets hurt
'Til someone gets hurt
Feel your heart beating?
Mineâll never do the sameÂ
You played right into the gameÂ
And squashed me flat
You made the ârightâ choice
But thereâs never right or wrongÂ
I thought you had the sense
To see through that
I had a solid plan
Enough luck to do my biddingÂ
But you stabbed me in the back
Are you kidding?
Poor little you
Tied down to the paths that you chose
Youâll never make amendsÂ
So let me fucking go!
It's fine for you
To just desert
To stab me throughÂ
And throw me in the fucking dirt
No, it's fine
I would have been fineÂ
And it's fine!
'Til someone gets
'Til someone gets hurt
'Til someone gets hurt