Just One Second, And A Million Miles To Go

What are the odds.

This is equivalent to winning the lottery three days in a row.

never mind they were definitely not napping yesterday

We officially beat France wow

germany has 0 points, so what do you think

me: each year Europe decides its political disagreements by competing in a karaoke contest aliens: that sure seems fake…but…ok

those motherfucking bridges are collapsing left and right,

see theres a problem with eurovision this year and the problem is that watching twitter/tumblr/fb is more amusing than actually watching the show itself

idk a single thing about eurovision since i’m american but supposedly there’s something about ballads and jesus set a piano on fire?? eurovision sounds fucking wild

This year it is actually fairly boring. No Russian grannies. No erotic butter churning. No people in circular pianos. No one running in giant hamster wheels.

I feel like the Uk should win just because we are the only country who kept with the theme of Eurovision, embarrassing yourself and your nation.

The UK no longer has neighbours; we have disowned both Ireland & France, WE ARE A LONE WOLF; WE DON’T NEED ANY OF YOU. YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN IN THE NEXT WAR! 

WE ARE DISOWNING AUSTRALIA AS WELL, THEY DON’T EVEN GO HERE!! 

goodbye estonia

goodbye georgia