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the-muppet-joker

Sometimes I put my Kermit puppet on my hand and move his mouth so thst its like he's speaking. and I make him call me pathetic and also a whoore and then. he punsishes me, smacks me on the butt

edgebug

Hey man how's it going?

edgebug

I'm here if you ever need to like. talk about anything

the-muppet-joker

Lubed up Muppet arm, ALL the wayg inside

#me during college

pretend this post is funny

#bro strider #homestuck

what is this account yo

jesse. jesse this is bro striders tumblr account jesse

#bro strider #homestuck

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#me

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strawberryatkat

Bro Strider probably, idk.

#yearg

zash-the-demon

Uhhhhh yeah...

I love slutting out my favorite male characters

cauliflowerchilly

#image credits: visguard on instagram #its on his story #it was just too good not to post here #bro strider #homestuck

maverickmysterium

Edit of vampire Kermit bitin' Bro Strider because Bro's a freak. Did this around Halloween last year but didn't post it.

#oughhhhhhhg

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Has Dave been fed today?

man, i dont even know if ive been fed today. i think i saw him scurrying around with a tub of icing, though

bro-strider-sucks-dick

dave did not appreciate me waking him up at 5am

#we're going to mcdonalds to get mcbreakfast or whatever the fuck #them biscuits with the sausage and egg

Has Dave been fed today?

man, i dont even know if ive been fed today. i think i saw him scurrying around with a tub of icing, though

#a suspiciously red tub of frosting.....#i should check up on him.#dust-and-berry #bro strider #homestuck

do you think that youre *totally* a good guardian? and if so, do you think other people would agree? 🤨

heyheyheyyy c'maahn im a little guy, im just a little guyy, noooo, it's also my birthday, im a little birthday boyyyyyy

#ive been thinking about how to reply for this for too long #anyways #anon im going to fuck your dad #bro strider #homestuck

striderdstyle

bro

#i wish my pecs were this big #i should start lifting again

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the nature of my existence is that i am perpetually haunted by my past and threatened with my future

bro-strider-sucks-dick

glad ya'll agree with this

#i love being rel8able w/ da kidz

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Hey cool kid, is this you!?

how the fuck did you get that image of me. who are you

#the 80's was a hard time for everyone okay #i had to do what i had to do to get money #bro strider #homestuck

the nature of my existence is that i am perpetually haunted by my past and threatened with my future

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