I Eat Bricks

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

There was a girl on neopets a few years back who had a pet tick. She'd post pics of it in polly pocket playsets. I gotta find it again it sounds too fake

I don’t go here but I think I need to reblog this for obvious reasons

I don't even think I "ship" grace/rocky I just know that there's no way in hell that two curious people who want to learn about the biology of alien species spent four (4) years cooped up alone together on a spaceship and didn't at least once--

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi