Kiss me

Red, duh.

What a great day to be back at work. I can oddly say I’ve missed this place.

Have you really?

I went to Nashville for three days, it was busy busy.

I can only imagine.

Sometimes I don’t know how I stay up so late after a hard training session. I think I’m about ready to pass out.

You're crazy, duh.

Interesting that you knew I meant sex. Don’t worry, safety first, last and always!

Well you did say hook up. That is the motto and never forget it.

Horror movies are good! Maybe I’ll see if anyone wants to hook up or something

Use protection. Sex can be dangerous.

I’ve been eating sweets a lot, but I don’t think romantic comedies would make me feel better right now. If anything, it’d just be worse.

Horror movies then?

Yeah…. it’ll be nice to have some company. Um…. I’m….. I dunno, really. I’m just…. trying to keep myself distracted.

When I'm trying to distract myself I eat sweets and watch cheesy romantic comedies that make me feel better about myself.

I’m okay…. better now that I have my little furball here.

That's good, she can keep you company and stuff. You're good though?

Dually noted!

In other news, how are you?

Okay, I’ll definitely remind you to feed him before I bring Sasha over!

That's probably for the best.

He doesn’t seem like the cannibalistic type

He's not, I just have to remember to feed him or he gets really hungry and starts chewing everything.

He won't eat her though...really he's sweet. I can buy you a new one if he does though.

Yes. I’ll send him on a unicycle, even.

Make sure he's like half naked.

I shall send you a letter and have a bike messenger send it to you.

Can you send a cute bike messenger?