pasgetti

My last two brain cells

LMAOOOO

I can’t stop thinking of that rami malek post where he points you out for stealing his wallet at dominos

duel the guardian of the piss alter

Not unusual to have fog near an air cooled condenser.

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

I love him so much

call that a freshlight

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.

“I love you, alive girl” legitimately sounds like a threat

“VERY SOON” sounds like a scary movie which is saddening cause this is reality