So, now what?

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

one time a drunk girl started crying because she said she loved my eyebrows so much

as a currently drunk girl this makes me happy.

Drunk girls are so important

goals

shoutout to that one bra that really just knows how to work the tatas

How many did you eat?

olive them

9/11 conspiracy documentaries & chill

*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*

This is so fucking wrong. Strippers should NOT be making more money than the average person. There is something very very wrong here when people are encouraged to become strippers rather than get real jobs. Not that there is anything wrong with being a stripper, It just feels like the whole system is backwards.

I’m sorry, since when was stripper not a real job?  It’s a form of entertainment and most entertainers make more than the average person.  There’s no such thing as a fake job, dude.  Whatever makes you money is your job.  I’m kind of tired of people not considering sex workers actual employees with a job. Maybe I’m a little biased because stripping/topless dancing/pole dancing is the norm and more or less respected here in Vegas.