Bristrology

please why does this scream earth sign energy

which Aries put this together? I just want to have a conversation with them

Aries, Leo, Virgo:

Find three hobbies: one to make you money, one to keep you in shape, and one to keep you creative.

So basically, a Capricorn daddy, a Libra who enjoys jogging, and a Pisces that takes you to painting & wine. 

Sagittarius and Libra relationship:

Cardinal signs’ resting bitch face: 

Taurus sun, Pisces moon, Sagittarius rising type energy-

is she about to get shot in the head jfc

 A child Pisces sun and Virgo moon in the making:

*rolls my third eye*

Aquarius:

Sagittarians & Pisceans when told they actually have to put in effort to make their dreams and ideas real:

Not astrology but holy hell this is so calming

In order of Aquarius season: 

Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, and Aquarius were the minors planning on chucking eggs at houses on Halloween 

unmute this now

when you can’t stop thinking of that one joke

Sagittarius in the middle of class thinking about the brutally honest joke that completely RIPPED: