perfection

Elijah: Snookums.

Elijah: I'm totally kidding. I feel chief or captain really resonating you right now.

Elijah: Yikes. I'm a pacifist.

Bristol: I will end you.

Elijah: Darn, and I just thought of a perfect one for you.

Elijah: I just have so much to do; sleep's kind of on the end of the important list for a little bit.

Bristol: What is it?

Elijah: :)

Elijah: I still need to come up with a nickname for you, though.

Elijah: This is cruel.

Bristol: Never really been a big nicknames girl.

Elijah: Aw :C

Elijah: But I like my friend caffeine better.

Bristol: Don't aw me. Fine, I GUESS you can be my cupcake.

Elijah: Oh, am I your cupcake now? Are we at the cute nickname stage? I need to come up with one for you now.

Elijah: Sleep? I don't know her.

Bristol: Excuse, you are A cupcake. I didn't claim any ownership over it.

Elijah: Hey, coffee has tons of health benefits.

Elijah: I also need it so I don't pass out on a dog in the middle of their check-up.

Elijah: S.O.S.

Elijah: I need distractions before my life get's taken over by my vet courses next week and I survive on nothing my thermos' of coffee and a dream.

“Right? I once had a girl tell me that it was a shame that I was ‘broken’ because I’m asexual. People can be really ignorant assholes sometimes.” 

“What? Eli...you are so not broken just for not wanting to have sex. Though I am curious, have you always been asexual?”

“Trust me, I am right on board with you on that.” 

“The kind of shit I’ve gotten before from people who just don’t get it. It’s....it’s too damn much.”

“I just think everyone should be treated well until they prove they deserve otherwise, and you’re – well, you’re amazing, so.” 

“It’s just nice to finally meet someone who isn’t looking for a hookup.”

“Hey, don’t apologize. I’ll just have to make sure I say it enough times so that you know I mean it.” 

“You are so sweet, Elijah. Easily one of the sweetest guys I’ve ever met.”

“Nah, just kind of really into you.” 

“I’m...kind of really into you as well. Sorry. It’s not really something I hear often.”

Natasha: More than.

“You shouldn’t, because it’s 100% true.” 

“You are far too sweet.”

Natasha: Thank you.

Natasha: It's really fine, Bristol.

Natasha: I will, alright? I've been dealing with guys like Adam since I was small, I'll be fine.

“Or, this news and you are so incredible that it supersedes everything else by a mile.” 

“Somehow I doubt that.”