Dreamer

At least you accept that my face is pretty

lol grammar puns

I laughed too much at this

As a grammar nazi, I shouldn't be laughing this much

Taco Belle

That was a horrible pun

So beautiful

someone just reassure me that everything will be okay

okay fuck reassuring me the world should’ve end 2012

Oh no no... Don't say that... We still have to ride on unicorn and travel up the rainbow

Is that poop?

im like 95% memes and 5% sadness 

i’m 65% oxygen 18% carbon 10% hydrogen 3% nitrogen 1.5% calcium 1% phosphorus 0.4% potassium 0.3% sulfur 0.2% sodium 0.2% chlorine 0.1% magnesium and 1% of other components

Thank you for the science side of yours Tumblr

Ay no shade but be careful who you give your heart to

Be FUCKING careful

Pay attention to red flags, warning signs and bad vibes, if shit dnt seem right DONT DISMISS IT. Address it, if they dnt listen, are dissimive, derail , deflect those are red flags,and if u ate scared to that’s a warning sign. Dnt give ur heart to ppl who aren’t interested in learning how to love u (just cuz they love u dnt mean they understand how to love some one)

I guess I ignored those warnings when I fell in love with the fictional characters

I swear it’s like all f/f ships are like knowing you are boarding the titanic.

The Titanic had a 38% survival rate, wlw on television score a whopping 16% survival rate (calculated from these links). Yeah. The Titanic is safer compared to the gauntlet wlw characters  run on television. 

You must be fun in the parties

Date a boy who lays in bed with you and gives you soft forehead kisses and lil sleepy booty grabs

Date a boy who lays his head on your boobs and caresses you while you're reading

what does it mean when a guy says hi to you 

he’s lying

This post

Just kinda wanna be braless and eat fruit in peace tbh

So did Eve and look where that got her

She died