lying to aerion that i was born in the year of the dragon to trick him into riding me

getting drunk w valarr and aerion and telling him abt how aerion hooks up with men while i watch

he’s good at giving but he’s better at taking it

need to travel back in time and show aerion brightflame this bald cat

finn bennet just casually telling everyone all the spots he likes to go and where he likes to walk someone teach him internet safety please

in every scenario i’m either cheating on aerion with valarr or the other way around or it’s some challengers shit like idgaf it’s better bc they hate each other bc i make them kiss anyways

they say valarr quiet because. well

i’m going to [remembers i need to rewrite my thought patterns to not always threaten suicide] demand a Trial of Seven