pick the brightest star.

Not sure about the acting, but she still sings.Never though she’d get someone like Liam Hemsworth

Hunger Games guy, right? He's pretty cute. I think I heard about them being a couple when that other movie they were in came out.

She did! And now she look like a British guy. Her life has been crazy lately

Wow. Who would have guessed it. I thought she just stopped acting and singing, to be honest. Never thought she'd go off the rails.

It’s so crazy. She even cut her hair and dyed it blonde for the role

Did she actually do that to her hair? I can feel myself crying for it now. It was so pretty.

I’m just going to have a day where I eat all the deep-fried, greasy food that I didn’t allow myself in high school. S’gonna be the bomb diggity.

By all means, go all out. I'd definitely join you, but I'm sure that'd be a lot of greasy food. 

She’s playing Draco Malfoy in the new Harry Potter movie

Wow, I have missed so much in the life of Miley Cyrus. And apparently Harry Potter. 

We make fifty years tomorrow.

Wow, you guys broke time! Congratulations on your fifty years!

Indulge, my friend. Life might be the longest thing you do, but it's still pretty short.

We’re in a relationship.

Really? How long has it been?

I haven’t seen it yet. I might get too jealous of Britt Robertson.

She does have some steamy scenes with him at one point.

Is that the movie with the kid from Teen Wolf?

Oh, yes. I just want to hug him in this film.