Brian Lisi

"Me not being there for them for who knows how long. It's just hard."

"He is obsessed with sharks. Terrified of sharks," porn star Stormy Daniels told InTouch Weekly about alleged lover President Trump. "He was like, 'I donate to all these charities and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die.'" In light of this alpha male's newly revealed fear of alpha predators, here's a look at the most frightening fin-having fiends that will guarantee he doesn't go in the water.

"I hate to tell you Puerto Rico, but you've thrown our budget a little out of whack. That's fine."

His name becoming more familiar nowadays thanks to how Elon Musk branded his electric car, Nikola Tesla is more than just the inspiration for a hyper-fast, crazy expensive vehicle. In his lifetime, the Croatian-born, New York City-based inventor would either invent or envision many machines we rely on today or still hope for in the not too distant future. On the 75th anniversary of his death, read up on some of his most amazing creations.

Their taste in attire isn’t winning the popular vote anytime soon.

"He observed a jar of Vaseline that was nearly empty and noted that the driver had Vaseline covering his hands, upper and lower body parts."

He's become a true chief of gaffe.

Your thoughts and prayers still aren't good enough for them.

One made "Hard to Kill" while the other made it easy to grill.

They can't all be covfefe.

In honor of Aaron Judge's postseason performance, here's a look back at some other judges both in name or job description who have righteously held court in their own fields.

Even Willy Wonka would say oompa loompa doompety don't eat.

He "morning almost" did a good job.

"Everybody's got a plan until they get punched in the beak."

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want dehydrated food with a 25-year shelf life.