to live for the hope of it all

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

reblog to explode a landlord

Fucking hate pet rent.  You want my cat to pay rent?  She is a cat.  Cats don’t have jobs.  Idiot.

Excuse me? What, and I can not overstate this enough, the fuck is pet rent?

The US is hostile to both human and animal life

With the release of the Barbie movie, I would just like to say that Ryan Bergara has one job this Halloween.

Like, the sheer amount of ✨️🩷Kenergy🩷✨️ that man wields is insurmountable.

everyone check out my new ya fantasy novel called a court of blood, bone, ash, roses, thorns, fire, ice, stone, ravens, enemies to lovers, fake dating, two number 9s, a number 5 large, and an extra large fries

i have a pretty decent outlook on life for someone who is always just one small inconvenience away from crumpling into an inconsolable state

(affirming myself in the mirror) if that fictional man was real he would fuck you. He would fuck you. You're his exact type. If he saw you he'd get a boner instantly. He would fuck you he would fu

That's cool you're hot but are you a nice person?

something very nostalgic and peaceful about having your windows open on summer nights

reblog and put in the tags your favorite thing you did today :)

I think about this post every time I wash my sheets

I love to sit so close to a space heater that my skin hurts

babygirl i can waste time i don't even have