(all nct/or any unit hehe) u know this trend where ppl write abt who the members were written by? i want YOU to do this in your own version🤠🤠 take ur time btw!
I mean...they are all written by me but I think I am aware of what you are asking...
Taeil - written by a BuzzFeed content creator under threat of death.
Johnny - was written by Louis L'Amour after a three day bender in the middle of the Mojave Desert.
Taeyong - was written by a woman. But a woman post-divorce while she's trying to find herself again and needs an outlet for all of her hopes and dreams. Also she has an embarrassingly large collection of cat ears.
Yuta - written by an unhinged fangirl at 3:00am after binge watching Teen Wolf
Kun - was written by a STEM student after exam period is over and they still can't get their sleep schedule back on track
Doyoung - written by Jane Austen, but Jane Austen if she were alive today and watched a lot of true crime videos on YouTube.
Ten - was written by three cats in a trench coat, which is still not enough cats to fill out a trench coat and make it a believable human size
Jaehyun - was written by a sad Victorian child on his deathbed. The tuberculosis has finally taken him from us.
Winwin - was written by Stephen King
Jungwoo - was written about by the ancient civilisations he visited in his youth.
Lucas - was just written by someone very in love with life and completely ignorant of the existence of calculus
Mark - written by someone who was under immense deadline pressure and just needed someone to fill the standard love interest slot in their friends to lovers romance
Xiaojun - written by himself because that's the only way he'll be the main character.
Hendery - was written anonymously because no one wants to take the blame (credit?) for that.
Renjun - was written by an freelance content writer who refuses to take any criticism on anything because they are always correct.
Jeno - was written by a dog at the end of its rope
Haechan - was written by a man in a bar who sits in the corner with a whiskey and a laptop and tries his best to look mysterious but you can see the reflection of the Minecraft videos in the lenses of his glasses
Jaemin - was written by someone after falling into a k-hole in SoHo in the mid-90s
Yangyang - was written by a YouTuber who somehow got a book deal despite not being able to differentiate between there, their, and they're.
Shotaro - written by Nobel Literature prize winner Kazuo Ishiguro
Sungchan - was written by a nervous deer in an alternate universe where deer have thumbs
Chenle - was written entirely in wingdings by a drunk toddler
Jisung - was written by Chenle and edited out by himself
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