Breetz Reactz 2 Stuff

I haven’t been posting while I binged this but time for... the last episode

I’m LOVING Naomi’s plotline rn, the survival, the just-barely-not-helplessness

I think Holden might be the best example of a compelling paladin I’ve ever seen. he always does the right thing no matter what it costs him. and it costs him a LOT.

time for dummer’s breaking point

drummer chose her moment and it’s GOING DOWN

DRUMMER IS THE GOAT

so naomi is finally killing herself? why?

oh she wants alex to see her instead of him dying trying to rescue her

the out of focus stars are actually great for giving us a sense of speed, this is masterclass

shit did alex die of too many gforce drugs. I bet he’s just unconscious, but his eyes being open seems real bad

shit he is dead, that’s... fuck

these consequences for drummer feel very good to see. she made a choice and the cost was known. and now it’s coming to roost.

Things are coming up Disco! TBH I was not super stoked for this season because S2 was kind of a mess. It was still an improvement over S1 in lot of ways, which was mostly a mess. But I think it delivered!

It wasn’t incredible or anything, but it was solid in a lot of ways. Nicely paced plot, a few contrivances, but not that far outside of normal star trek bullshittery. Many episodes had good arcs in themselves that also contributed to the main plot. The character development was much improved too, with a lot more moments feeling earned rather than forced.

I’m glad they went to the future because they finally are no longer burdened by continuity nearly to the extent from before. I also think that the choice to decimate the Federation was a great one overall. I don’t know if the similarity between it and the Roddenberry-inspired Andromeda are coincidence or not, but it’s an extremely fruitful premise that gives a lot for our crew to do and pulls them in many directions at once.

Overall, I liked it. Not my favorite Star Trek ever, but I’m glad and also hopeful for the future of the series.

One last detail though: does Tilly stay first officer? If not, who would be new XO?

wait so grey IS real, not just some trill bullshit?

this flipping camera thing is weird as hell

Ni’Var fleet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh now that makes sense why burnham called her mom, I didn’t think of that

transporter jammer is a (plot) device I’m surprised they never used before

suicide mission hell yeah

polyploids usually either cause embryo abortion or, at best, genetic abberations. this is a pretty silly explanation for his magic powers

owo the goat tho

ooh I like seeing the turbolift innards

there’s SO MUCH empty space here tho

I repeat OWO THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME

wtf did osyraa just push burnham into

oh man kwejians can maybe run spore drives??? that’s NEATO

I’m glad we’re getting the story behind Book’s name sometime

10 minutes left in the show, Discovery looks destroyed and also there’s gonna be a season 4, so... yeah it worked

Saru has big stepdad energy so this totally works

sahil!!!! bringing it back

Discovery finally getting that uniform refresh. Gotta be honest, I don’t love the 32nd century uniforms much

Oh and Adira is an officer now?

call me crazy but burnham’s captiancy actually feels kinda earned

Oh wait I just realized I think the tentacles from Osyraa’s ship is what let them transport onto Discovery

dang this IS a tricky situation for Starfleet. if they destroy Discovery, the spore drive is gone along with it.

he has a point at the Federation hoarding the spore drive

wtf is Osyraa’s gambit

tap code!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh morse code, nvm

okay the spore drive can’t be replicated, that’s the issue. wish they’d said that before lol (maybe I missed it lol)

I’m betting osyraa has figured out how to evade the lie detector

okay finally explaining why it’s hard to replicate the spore drive

a fire causing an oxygen purge in a jeffries tube seems bad! seems easy for people to die that way!

why are they called jeffries tubes anyway

“it’s made of our shit” amazing I love it

“don’t worry we’ll get rid of slavery, promise” yeah, sure

okay ryn’s gonna die NOW

“you must stand trial for your crimes” fuck this is too real

oh ryn’s still alive nevermind

I wonder what they’re setting up aurellio to do

oh welp I called it too soon ryn’s dead finally lol

I don’t recall if they establish how long Kelpiens live

“we may have just found the source of the burn” yeah duh that’s literally what your data pointed to? I mean I guess it’s extra confirmation, but they made it sound like a revelation

“she wants our spore drive” yeah I mean that makes sense but also why didn’t they spend ANY time trying to retrofit other ships and distribute the tech?

I like this moment preparing tilly for the conn

“you’re bajorn” lol wtf

lol unmasked doug jones

why would the training program change their species

okay explained... ish. idk why it would convert humans into something nonhuman and a nonhuman into a human. you’d think it would avoid certain species or keep people the same if they match the right species. Kelpien would be assumed to be a right species given it’s a Kelpien living there.

oh the Federation cloaks now? just everyone cloaks whenever I guess?

burnham pretending to be a hologram is pretty great actually

I like confidence tilly

is su’kal the source of the burn some fuckin how

inverted intro. i get it. not very clever. also very low effort with no changed images

georgiou is gonna be in like space heaven or something

I’m kinda glad mirror burnham betrayed her again because that felt kinda ridiculous

only lol the guardian of forever

well it’s nice they actually fixed georgiou

okay so where exactly did Georgiou go

“she had no tact, and, God, I loved that about her” I love Reno so much

I get michael’s hangups, but her relationship with georgiou is fucking toxic

I wonder if this is the Q

called himself Carl though

random kelpiens, I guess this is a decent button to push though

why is michael so cagey about this. let the space magic work

georgiou gets a second chance is not the situation I was expecting

why is mirror Stamets the MC for this cirque de soliel bullshit

I like that Hugh can play hardball when needed

at a certain point the constant barbs with georgiou are getting kinda boring

oh hey they finally did the pronoun check for Adira. treating it like a big deal is kinda weird but I guess they’re young?

I love saru’s little chatchphrase subplot

why is there a room with just a grant piano and a cello in it

lotta problems by the fact that a) saru didn’t talk to ryn immediately and b) they didn’t drop him off at starfleet hq

yeah uh dumbasses why did you think that would work, this is not some trick of diplomacy, you attacked a mob boss

Is the episode title a reference to the TNG two parter?

it’s about time book and burnham boned down

YEP UNIFICATION PART III

tilly as first officer seems like an extremely weird choice

Vulcan tradition invocation is the good shit

nice Qowat Milat, one of the good things from STP

oh hey burnham’s mom, I forgot about that plot hook

Burnham you best not disobey orders AGAIN

welp, too late. I guess at least they didn’t commandeer Discovery though

ah delayed truama response, classic deus ex character development

are tilly and burnham still roommates despite burnham being first officer now?

so Burnham is gonna get demoted? right???

Ryn’s gonna die, calling it

I wonder why Discovery’s crew didn’t switch to the new uniforms

yep, Ryn’s fucked

they might save him though?

“salvage this, you son of a bitch” hahaha fuck that’s almost so bad it wraps around to good

Stamets is being great rn

wow Ryn is NOT dead, color me surprised (apparently that color is blue)

oh wow they blew right past that UST, I’m proud of them. now here’s to hoping they don’t get insufferable being together

CULBER CONTINUES TO BE EQ KING

Not demoted, but a good consequence

Voyager-J nice

Saru dunking on Burnham for wanting to do borderline insubordination is great actually

Nhan doing the prisoner of war thing is a little weird

blinking a hologram to death is uh... dumb

seems weird that the Tikhov still exists given how much of an anomaly Discovery is

I bet this glasses guy is section 31

“there hasn’t been a crossing in 500 years” is this them telling us no more mirror universe shenanigans? Or could go the other way.

Nhan getting character development was the last thing I was expecting

“can we just irradiate your entire personality” jett++

“you’d be giving up your career” this is hilarious thing to say to a time traveler

I realized after my last post that them explaining joined Trills is mostly to get viewers who aren’t familiar with lore up to speed. And given that there were 100s of species in the Federation, stands to reason not everyone knows the details of all of them. Joined Trill are relatively uncommon after all.

Glad Detmer is getting some character development, the ancillary bridge crew has largely felt flat for a while.

GO TO TRILL GO TO TRILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the trilll are relatively underdeveloped for a race with a main character. I have a mighty need for lore

just occured to me that book’s ship is in the credits now, so stands to reason he’ll be there

I know stamets is a big ego man, but that was unnecessarily dismissive

CULBER IS AN EQ KING

“you’re a responsibilty hoarder” culber++

I wonder why they’re using a shuttle

“time travel trauma” is a great B plot tbh

she’s gonna be an apostate

yep, “she an abomination”

“adira could be our future” YES

imagine someone came at you with a fucking musket. that would still be half as old as burnham’s gun.

saru asking the computer how to make his crew feel better is hilarious

I’m glad I watched some Trill episodes of DS9 lately because there’s a lot of good details in here

oof, your teen boyfriend dies and you inherit his memories. that’s traumatic af

talk about self-love though

I didn’t do posts for the first couple episodes of this season but now that I’ve got my bearings, I want to start.

Michael being interrupted in the log that she’s not doing is kinda weird, but it works in the flow of the scene

The moment of Saru being acquiesced the captaincy is great actually.

I’m calling that the spore drive will allow them to rebuild the Federation

color me unsurprised that earth is unwelcome

I feel like playing spore drive close to their chest is a bit of a mistake right now, but I see why

tilly and stamets is brotp

wait wasn’t a viewscreen quaint? why does book’s ship have it then?

saru might be best captain of all time

ugh forced dipolmacy pretty great

is Adira the new wesley. well maybe good wesley

UGH THIS PLOT IS SO GOOD. LIKE FUNDAMENTAL PROPERTIES OF COOPERATION

it’s a bit annoying that the united earth people ignored the “sabotage” but whatever

HUMAN JOINED WITH TRILL SYMBIONT UGH YESSS

oh huh I guess they didn’t know about trills in discovery’s home time?

VERY surprised Book is leaving. he’s gotta come back later at some point.

elnor is so fucking precious

can’t remember Narek’s sister’s name

thinking about this synthetic federation thing. seems kinda silly in a lot of ways. like... why would they leave this message anyway? they said they are watching...

now that I think of it, seems weird that Saga could die so easily

I appreciate that they actually decided to fill out the Romulan religion

thinking about how it makes no sense that they crashed the borg cube

how are organics able to beat up synthetics. data was always much stronger

I get that the tal shiar/zhat vash is all powerful or whatever, but 200 ships seems like too much for a organization without a government

seven the revenger is a good look. Seven of Nine: Space Revenger is the new name for the spinoff series

picard maneuver lol

“planetary sterilization pattern number 5″ WHAT. WHY DO YOU NEED MORE THAN ONE OF THESE!

I hope picard actually dies, but it would seem weird to let Agnes die too

jesus did the federation send the whole fucking fleet

are they all the same model lol. that’s so fucking lazy

riker being the captain is bad. shoulda been someone else. hell, any other TNG character would have worked

“you’re in no shape to talk to people” what. even dying people can talk

robot snakes, cool. I wonder if they’ll come up again

oh right I forgot they set up riker as being reserve. that’s fine I guess

picard golem time

I wonder if their gonna resolve the data’s memories thing

just let picard die already

if they establish the existence of an afterlife, I’ll be mad. although I guess it wouldn’t be the first time they didn’t something like that in star trek

data saying the year like that doesn’t sit with me. he never did that before afaik

so data is alive, but only in a simulation?

here it comes, picard golem time

okay, so they’re gonna kill data. that’s good

called it, golem time

cool, so the golem means nothing at all. the brain thing was just a bullshit emotional hook with no stakes

wait raffi and seven gonna fuck?

wait they never explained why the synthetics attacked in the first place? did the zhat vash hack them?

FUK U I’M A BORG CUBE GET OUT THE WAY

I wonder how much of a weirdo rios is in the future for having a lighter

if picard is a fucking robot I’m gonna lose it

oh, he’s just terminal

oh I totally forgot about the hot romulan

“I may never see you again” “that’s true for any two people who say goodbye” picard++

are we gonna get Seven of Nine: Space Badass spinoff show now?

absolutely classic star trek alien planet

the yellow eyes lol

soong???

ah, son. that’s fine I guess

how many fuckin’ people has brent spiner played

“synthetic life is too perfect so organic life will kill it” this is somehow dumber than Mass Effect 3

why does sutra look like soji but gold n’ shit

they’re gonna mind transfer picard

“Spot Two” fuk that’s dumb, but kinda works

“how to the romulans treat their prisoners?” hot DAMN

they said the hot romulan’s name again, I’m glad because I forgot

ah, sutra is false flagging

how did we watch data go about his business very publicly for 7 years and the zhat vash never came up

I’m betting that the zhat vash mind virus thing is a lie

cool that these two characters who we never saw interact before are now suddenly family!

oh of course seven is back

omg elnor hugging seven is pretty dang cute

wtf is going on with rios

I kinda love this holocomm in a holodeck idea. it’s pretty great

fuck enoch is so fucking pure

seven hijacking a borg cube is fucking badass

“you locked yourself out of override aaaaand out of metaoverride”

did rios replicate an entire bottle of alcohol

for a sec I thought that rios’s caption was chakotay and I was a little peeved

are they seriously doing “seven would become the borg queen given the chance” thing

doesn’t really matter but it’s a bit confusing to have universal translator exist and not be able to understand a scottish accent

why is soji the destroyer but not data. or lore for that matter

billie holiday... rios has good taste

“am I a person?” didn’t measure of a man establish this?

okay, she means personally that’s better

okay, I see, seven will just be overwhelmed

I’m so glad she said “crew” instead of “family”

omfg the fucking singularity

okay so I assume Oh wasn’t head of starfleet security until after Data died

heh, picard sitting in the chair is pretty funny

the borg quick kill the unnamed henchman but not the main character, good old fashioned plot armor

I forgot about this moment

lol she expanded PADD

people always just mind melding with no consent up in here

okay I’m guessing the anti-robot romulans have some weird mind virus thing

agnes is too scared looking to want to help. I find it hard to believe that in one moment she changed her whole view on androids

fucking bunnicorn lol

troi and riker being here is making this feel like the expendables

I thought riker and picard were gonna kiss for a moment

oh right of course troi can’t read her. how was she not caught before now lol

they’re literally called bunnycorns lmao

riker and troi’s daughter is great

“is it cake?” “you bet it’s cake” u luv 2 c it

these weird roving spotlights in this section of the borg cube are weird as hell

hugh :(

wow, I’m surprised how much they made me care about him

okay two things: 1) that’s a 3D printer. why does it have an extrusion thing if it’s just gonna replicate shit. 2) it did a fucking microwave ding. what.

did she just fucking inject herself with a poison wtf

it’s cute that kestra likes soji, but I don’t really buy it happening this fast