You Want to Be a Good Cow?
A good cow knows her purpose is to be milked
A good cow loves to be milkedÂ
A good cow moos while being milked
A good cow loves milk in all of its forms
A good cowâs favorite type of milk is her own
A good cow will do whatever it takes to be milkedÂ
A good cow moos when sheâs happy
A good cow has teats, not nipples
A good cow has udders, not breasts
A good cow takes good care of her udders
A good cow grows big udders
A good cow makes her udders her priority
A good cow moos when she is aroused
A good cow will regularly be in heat
A good cow must breed
A good cow loves to be filled by her bull
A good cow moos, not moans
A good cow is milked when she milks her bull
A good cow is always thinking about her milk or her bull
A good cow moos when she needs or wants something
A good cow loves to feel fullÂ
A good cow loves feeling her bull inside of her
A good cow loves carrying her bullâs calves
A good cow is aroused by her sensitive udders
A good cow loves it when her udders are full
A good cow leaks when sheâs aroused
A good cow loves to leak
A good cow loves to cuddle and kiss
A good cow believes clothing is always optional
A good cow is proud to show off her udders
A good cow will present herself to her bull when she is in heatÂ
A good cow will blush and moo at the touch of her udders
A good cow prefers mooing to speaking
You want to be a good cow.
You are a good cow.
Arenât you?Â
Take notes bulls, men and other cows alike. This is how a true cow is and should be and also how they should be treated
A good list!
This should be the hucow Bible đâ€đ
