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where’s that picture of kieran with trixie mattel in the background i just thought of it while i was trying to blow my nose and almost threw up from laughing

hey sorry your boyfriend fell into the public library book donation bin. yeah he’s being used to fund vital community programs and support services. yeah beanbag chairs too. if you pay your overdue fines we’ll give him back though

everyone shut up. the meaning of life is literally sharing moments with loved ones and baking bread and making soup and splitting clementines and singing songs and looking up at the same moon people thousands of years ago saw and getting that funny feeling in your chest that makes you hope good times like those and more never cease to exist. god

i'm literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don't wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

Important question. What are your top 3 fruits

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

middle aged men do this too