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S2 Hannibal is so embarrassing, all Will had to do was cry a lil and bat his pretty eyelashes and Hannibal practically threw himself at his feet.

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

happy pride month to the stupidest post on this site.

call her 9/11 the way her bush is melting my steal beam

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

Did you just DeWalt my fucking white

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

Don’t do this to me

my brother in christ you made the post

I love the phrase gross misconduct. babygirl your behavior is yuckydisgusting

taking stock meme phrases and translating them into Ye Olde English is literally top tier comedy