Blood, Bruises, and Booze

Hugo’s face was bright red at this point. He fumbled, “Do you suggest snogging can be justified as a topic of research? And anyway, reading is a fine activity in any location, but if you have too many books to check out at once, as I do, the library is where I’m stuck.”

Snogging is most excellent type of research. Snogging, and the fastest way to remove man's clothing. I have a good record. But I am always up for trying to break record. 

That… is hardly your business! Clearly I came to the exact wrong corner for reading alone. Which is what the library is for.

Aww but any handsome man untouched by love is my business, Red!

Oh, well… that’s very kind… I’m not, ah… that is, I’ve never really… forget it.

Oh? Virgin? 

Your flattery won’t get you out of the write up, but thanks. I doubt I’d have room between your tongues and the bookshelves anyway.

Since you scared Jeremy away, tongue is currently.... unoccupied. Always room for handsome stern prefect anyhow.

"Believe me, I would have taken up another table, had there been one. Like I said, it’s rather full in here.”

Somehow you carry on conversation like your lack of planning is my fault. 

Lovely. The only thing I’m that fickle about is whether or not to let Innes play fetch with me during the full moons.

Innes could play catch with me any time he chose but, that is just me.

…

Well I am.... fuck what is word..... nepostoyannyy.... fickle! Fickle is word. 

Four with that attitude - not that my opinion will matter.

Were I.... what's the word.... straight, it might. You are beautiful. But, alas, I am not. 

Because that is obviously something you would know.

I know more than you give credit for, volchitsa. Not just pretty face and much ink.

Only as much as you did with that one.

Difference being you put forth effort and I did not.

"It’s rather full in here, and most people know how to share a table. It’s called common courtesy."

Well then you should probably talk to the most people and not so me since clearly.... I'm lacking. 

Just like your manners - what a pair we make. 

How clever. Did you hurt yourself thinking of that retort?

Why does everyone think it’s okay to snog in the library? Your lascivious display is not conducive to practical learning or recreational reading. Also it’s gross.

If you wanted to join all you had to do was ask, not complain.

"Harsh. You could have just said you were using the entire table."

Or you could have used your eyes to see that table was clearly occupied.