End My Suffering B^)

life is like a giant mushroom 

Explain

if u find a dude who dont talk too much cherish him

am I that dude?

u cant even be quiet on my post so i doubt it

people who sleep with one pillow make me sick

people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals

*makes eye contact with security cameras to assert dominance*

don’t ever talk to me or me or me or my son or my son or my son again

Medical miracle.

I’d donate mine :) I’m not using it.

I will happily donate my uterus to a trans woman in need as soon as this procedure is confirmed as safe.

Heck yes take mine I’m not doing anything with it

Transmen donate their Urterus, Trans women get them. Win-Win situation if you ask me.

i legit started crying at this. im so happy that trans women can live out their dreams. let’s hope this is proven safe and soon!

Literally I will give this thing to you completely free of charge just get it out of me and give it to someone who wants it

Take mine!!! Its healthy and I wont be needing it.

what are your kinks

this is kinda Out There.. but…. love and support from people who love me as much i love them

corny…anyways I wanna be choked

Don’t get the Jontron fandom too much credit just yet. Yeah, they’re turning it against him en masse, but if you pay attention to the actual substance of their criticisms, what they’re shocked about is that it turns out he “meant it”. By and large, they’re still hanging onto the notion that it’s okay to indulge in racist rhetoric as long as you’re doing it ironically, or to be an edgelord, or whatever. As far as they’re concerned, Jontron’s real crime isn’t being a racist fuckwit, but failing to maintain plausible deniability.