In observance of the holiday!

if i look back, i am lost

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In observance of the holiday!

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Ok I guess if you want to get really absolutely technical about it, I guess Martin Luther's 95 Theses were a zine. I guess. I suppose.
Honestly, I think he nailed it the first time.
June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day
happy birthday to the only things ever
And love händel reunion day and Linda and Lawrence’s anniversary
Hey.
Back when I drew my husband

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I need you to know that my husband and I were having a convo about Elves and class and he was like “I feel bad for the elves that have to clean the chamber pots”. And THEN he went “unless elves don’t poop” followed by “…someone has probably written a fic or something about that”. He saw me laughing at that as I was like “so about that…” and he said “it’s BalrogBalls isn’t it”
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I am not sorry
A message to @balrogballs, from "Mr.Lizard." @nerdylizard5
Damn, Rome really looks great in all four seasons
Winter
Spring
Summer
Fall
oh my GOD
As long as I’ve been on this site, I honestly should have seen this coming a mile away and yet…
Random meme about Ace Combat!
That one photo of Blaze getting cucked out of his face being shown is so funny to me, anyways, the whole wardog squadron gets to be faceless here.LOL This time featuring the wardog emblem which I also have a soft spot for in terms or design!!!!
My second new print for CarrierCon 2026!
Ace Combat 5, my love!
You know, I was wondering which of the LOTR characters would be worst to give a fighter jet, as you do.
I'm overwhelmingly convinced that Pippin would find some way to do absolute chaos.
Sauron: My plans to conquer the world are about to succeed!
Wait, what's that noise?
Pippin: Second Breakfast 1, Fox 3.
AWACS Longcaster: Pippin destroyed the target!

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happy new years 💜
me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs
Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer
me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!
Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!
me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now
Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!
The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.
Lord of the Golden Flower
It is very important to me that Glorfindel participates in tournaments, both in Gondolin and especially in Imladris.
Arts and STEM make each other more beautiful and clear. We need both!
me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea
the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.
me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day
the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment
me: oh so you get it

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I think pulling a man out of armor before you sleep with him offers the same sort of delayed gratification and carnal enrichment as removing a crab's shell before you eat it.
cannot stop thinking about pietymaxxers hermitmogging the sincels
Maxxing is not a natural feature of human life; though most of human history it could barely exist. Take the early Middle Ages. Chris Wickham estimates that in the period 400-800 AD, around ninety percent of the European population were rural peasants, and almost everything they consumed was produced inside the household. [...] In such a situation, maxxing is almost impossible. It doesn’t matter what you think about women; you can’t reduce yourself to a single principle when you need to be able to farm crops, build and thatch a house, sew clothes, and occasionally die in someone else’s aristocratic squabble. You would starve long before you managed to extend your maxximand anywhere near infinity. The only exception was a dedicated caste of pietymaxxers. These were, like all maxxers, celibate. In the early part of this period they would usually hermitmog the sincels by starving themselves in the desert; eventually this was formalised into a network of monastic hype houses. Throughout the medieval period, pietymaxxers would swear off food, whip themselves, or become anchorites, walled like a fig wasp into a tiny cell attached to their local church. It makes sense that this would have its germ in religion; if a maxximand is a principle extended until it resembles a god, then God can equally be described as a maxximand that’s lost all qualities except infinity. But the clergy could never really sustain it; the infrastructure wasn’t in place yet. Instead, there was a well-established monastic treadmill, in which new orders would spring up, committed to poverty and the mortification of the flesh, but within a generation they’d all be rapacious landlords drinking from silver goblets. There’s nothing more repulsive than a larping maxxer. Clergymen who’d decided to start living more holistically were frequently massacred in chiliastic peasant revolts.
Sam Kriss, "The Century of the Maxxer"
My goodness...why does this work so well?!