i can't keep up with it

ooo…. lady gagita

Today in that’s an excellent accessibility aid and I need the print file omg

WANT

his name is Organic Spinach

the cleanest frog in Michigan

guys will try to school you on colors as if THEY were the gatherers

pussy

its absurd that trio is four letters long and not three

Fullmetal alchemist is so funny to me bc this fucking kid who dresses like the worst emo 2008 hot topic cringecore is literally the smartest person in the entire country. He MET GOD yet exudes annoying atheist “my katana can cut through the Bible” energy. Mustang (his fucking boss) is very plainly is covering for the fact that he committed an unforgivable crime and yet he hates mustang so much it’s on fucking sight. The only time he talks to his crush is when he gets his ass kicked so bad he has to trudge home with his tail between his legs all “winry my arm no workee you can’t ask me why”

Edward Elric is the teenage boy of all time

Edward Elric was already shopping at Hot Topic and listening to MCR from a Walkman decorated with crystals gargoyles and skulls before it was cool

"Credit to the original artist" is not credit to the original artist

"Payment to the cashier", I say, as I haul a TV out the door of the Walmart