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This is all I want in life

I wish I would get a cake like that every time I’m on my period.

The last one 😂👌

Nicole was DTF and he ruined it. I kinda feel bad. Haha!

THE LAUGH I JUST DID WAS DISGUSTING

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

this is still my favourite thing on the internet

what the actual fuck goes on in america

White boys don’t get what they want so they shoot everybody.

^^^^literally the case

Bender of lines

THIS MAKES ME SO MAD!

Guys Math is cool

^no