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I honestly still can’t get over this because it looks like Saavik walked in on them having a quickie and she’s just like wow i knew you were both lying in that tmp footnote

Star Trek is crazy you’ll look away for two seconds and then Kirk is suddenly shirtless in a harness and a shock collar

You laugh at people who listen to the Smiths until you feel the soil falling over your head

the problem with rpf is that some people do not respect or acknowledge what the f stands for

#my favorite shore leave theory is that the shore leave factories didn't generate anything for spock not only bc he's sufficiently repressed#but because torn shirt kirk is. right next to him already. honestly shirtless kirk beating up his own old bully while spock watches#is. i think this is spock's kink actually. up there with the 'yes...yes...good...good' voyeuristic reaction to kirk inventing a bazooka#spock watching kirk be righteous and brilliant with as little clothes as possible and spock himself getting to be Correct about everything#is a GREAT day for spock already. who needs wish fulfillment#kirk isn't even interested in the chorus girl sexbots only the simulacrum of his steady gf. & real ruth is out of the picture and no threat#also they got to grab each other multiple times it was basically obscene. AND all this started when kirk only wanted a massage from him.#so 'shore leave' in its entirety is pretty much 10/10 no notes ideal day as far as spock's psyche is concerned w/ no need for extra steps @anghraine tags

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

reblogging once again because this is my favorite piece of fanart ever. I want it framed in my house. It's so gorgeous, breathtaking, emotional.