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I’ll tell you a story about blue and green teddy bear Doctors. On a Thursday’ bc of course Wednesdays are for pink. Their names are Sherlock and Watson, obviously. They are heart doctors who love making 3000$. On the weekend they ate soup, unless of course the oracle had a quest. They operated on another doctor named Meredith who was married to Derek. Derek is a lycanthrope with blue eyes instead of red or gold because he’s a heartbroken werewolf not a sparkly carnivore extremist. One night turned and almost ate the students he taught at a school in Scotland. A student there had to defeat a guy with no nose. The no nosed guy got big mad at a teen in the eighties for stopping his world destroying ways. People realized that people are evil then and locked up a large group in a post apocalyptic Chicago a guy named nick didn’t like that so he moved to California and fell in love with a girl named Jess who seems to be a descendant of the Scottish student. Thankfully though all was made right by a team of sassy miscreants who sung song about dynamite and butter. The true villain though was a blonde country-pop artist who’s music was just too good and gave everybody bad blood. That’s why the sparkly extremists are now their own form of vegetarian.