boyswhatevercatsforever

*sighs dreamily* what a fucking weirdo

*twirling hair* what a fucking freak

i wish that we were still uptown funking it up and not whatever this is

we uptown fucked it up

one time in high school my french teacher told the class that his grandmother died and a kid in the class said “je regrette :(“ and the french teacher burst out laughing and was like “you’re gonna wanna say desolé in this context because je regrette means like…. my bad”

You're laughing, he confessed to your grandmothers murder and you're laughing.

this gif is perfectly timed because it gives you enough time to read it, comprehend it, and still have this too-long-for-comfort moment of suspense before being punched square in the solar plexus