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dying from blood loss is really up to you. how much blood did you have? i wouldve gone into that situation with more blood.

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Rudolph is one of the only examples of visible bioluminescence in mammals. One of the only other ones is that time we made our weakest cousin swallow a keychain flashlight. Weakest cousin is determined annually by a series of trials

Perpetually falling down the up escalator like a modern Sisyphus.

#sisyphusposting #the myth of sisyphus #one must imagine sisyphus happy

which came first the chicken or the egg

The egg

Great question!

You’re not just jacking off — you’re jacking in. To reduced stress, increased endorphins, and better sleep.

#my slop #text post #text #late night post #slop #slop posting

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Just got back from Chump City.

Everyone there was asking how you’ve been.

They seem to really miss you.

But they’re happy for you ultimately.

#text post #21 chump street

I drew this mildly cursed thing, only to find it oddly motivational when I’m having a hard time.

#inspiring quotes #whiteboard doodles #inspirationalquotes #trains #thomas the tank engine #motivational

disney-fundamentalist

trying to find someone who I can really Dave and Bust with

I’m not long for this world. I’m kinda short for this world. Short and wide.

#text post #late night post

My OC Batman villain is an Irish woman named Kat O’Pillar. She mostly commits financial crimes and has no strong opinions about any particular insects.

#batman #batman villains #villain oc #text post

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I spit out fire, because I am allergic to fire and it makes me very sick.

#fire #text post #late night post #text

If I ever come across an orphan baby, I’m not waiting around to see what their “real” name is.

Ezekiel Times.

It’s E.Z. Times from now on.

Then later, when we find out the kid’s given name was actually something like “Grogu,” it’s like phew! Bullet dodged for little Zeeky Times.

#the mandalorian #the mandalorian and grogu #star wars #grogu #text post

Fuck thesaurus.com

All my homies use rhymezone

#rhymezone #songwriter #writers and poets

The leader of a village called Konoha has a grandson named Konohamaru.

Thats like if I was prime minister of Canada, and I was all, “have you met my son, Cana-Daniel?”

#naruto #konohamaru sarutobi #hidden leaf village

First paycheck from the new job!

It’s mostly gum and robux, but they say things will pick up in the summer.

#text #full time jobs

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Putting up posters because I lost that dog in me

#darkness

They called me a bad wizard, so I had to hit em with a punching spell

#text post #wizardposting

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