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Do you ever feel trapped?

Trapped, like air bubbles in Purell brand hand sanitizer. Kills 99.9% of germs!

#purell #buy purell #hand sanitizer #brand ambassador #refreshing gel

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I put a low dose of Benadryl in most of my casseroles

#benadryl #casserole #cooking #late night post

Cool young math teacher comes in on a skateboard, rips a sick 2pi radian flip

#math jokes #mild calm humor

For sale: baby shoes, never worn by my freakishly big-footed baby (who is otherwise healthy)

#but only 6 words fit in the advertisement space I bought

My daddy was just another brick in the wall.

I’m just another marble in the funnel, man.

#pink floyd #another brick in the wall #text post #marble racing #marbles

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I invented a new drink:

- 1 shot espresso

- 6oz water

I call it a wet espresso!

#espresso #drinks #text post

“Do you HAVE to crack your knuckles like that?”

No!

But I don’t have to wipe after I shit either.

That’s actually a rare talent of mine. A totally clean pinch-off, every time.

Thanks for your attention.

#text post #blog #cracks knuckles #poops

I like you and your meat smells

#love quotes #text post #love #text

I’m not actually tall, it’s an optical illusion.

I’m just standing really close to you!

#tall #text #text post

You can just buy cat food!

They don’t check to make sure you have a cat

#cat food #cats #text post #pet owners

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When I adopted the new kitten, she was only 2 pounds.

After just one month, she is now 3 pounds!

I’m stoked for when she’s 9 years old and like 100 fucking pounds.

#kittens #text post #cats

disney-fundamentalist

dying from blood loss is really up to you. how much blood did you have? i wouldve gone into that situation with more blood.

feldfrog

Rudolph is one of the only examples of visible bioluminescence in mammals. One of the only other ones is that time we made our weakest cousin swallow a keychain flashlight. Weakest cousin is determined annually by a series of trials

Perpetually falling down the up escalator like a modern Sisyphus.

#sisyphusposting #the myth of sisyphus #one must imagine sisyphus happy

which came first the chicken or the egg

The egg

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Great question!

You’re not just jacking off — you’re jacking in. To reduced stress, increased endorphins, and better sleep.

#my slop #text post #text #late night post #slop #slop posting

Just got back from Chump City.

Everyone there was asking how you’ve been.

They seem to really miss you.

But they’re happy for you ultimately.

#text post #21 chump street

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