silly sitcom enthusiast. moaning men enjoyer.

*experiences joint pain* we are losing the skeleton war

There's no point in breeding cats they just generate spontaneously out of gross alleyways and are born perfect every time

Alright girlies we can't let the executive dysfunction win today

i miss my spice . i mean spice. i mean spice. fuck. k mean spouce. spose. spie. i . the divorce

mbti sucks Harry Potter houses suck gender sucks music genres suck zodiac signs suck subcultures suck introversion/extroversion sucks iq sucks

guy with 0 confidence in their identity: I love quantifying myself through pointless labels that obscure the true self!!

The masculine urge to eat food to live

suspiciously huggable transfem: ah don’t worry i don’t need any love or affection.

ytp wrapped. you ate LOTSA SPAGHETTI this year

absolutely hate it when I wake up tired like what the fuck did I lie unconscious for

they should invent a way for online friends to come over and hang out that doesn't involve money or travelling

this low poly hrt got me growing kikis