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hi everyone :333 i hope youâre well!!
if this next enhypen comeback i like, maybe ill come back and write more text aus n stuff đ¤ˇââď¸đ¤ˇââď¸ i want to, i love fanfiction still. itâs just hard because i havenât been SUPER into any of the comebacks lately since orange blood :/ and that was like 2 years ago đđ i really enjoyed no doubt, romance untold was okay, desire: unleash iâm sorry i didnât like it at all, there was like one song where i was like âyeah this is really goodâ and i feel guilty and i feel like im missing out but itâs not clicking to me at all. iâm getting major fomo.
i donât know if im just getting older and my tastes are changing or not. obviously all of them are incredibly hard workers and just because i didnât like it doesnt take away from the fact the members are incredible people, itâs just hard to write fanfiction when thereâs no media about the people i like that i enjoy consuming. so fingers crossed đ¤
yeah donât get your hopes up đđ
hi everyone :333 i hope youâre well!!
if this next enhypen comeback i like, maybe ill come back and write more text aus n stuff đ¤ˇââď¸đ¤ˇââď¸ i want to, i love fanfiction still. itâs just hard because i havenât been SUPER into any of the comebacks lately since orange blood :/ and that was like 2 years ago đđ i really enjoyed no doubt, romance untold was okay, desire: unleash iâm sorry i didnât like it at all, there was like one song where i was like âyeah this is really goodâ and i feel guilty and i feel like im missing out but itâs not clicking to me at all. iâm getting major fomo.
i donât know if im just getting older and my tastes are changing or not. obviously all of them are incredibly hard workers and just because i didnât like it doesnt take away from the fact the members are incredible people, itâs just hard to write fanfiction when thereâs no media about the people i like that i enjoy consuming. so fingers crossed đ¤
obsessed w his crazy eyes
like yea heâs insane but look at him

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¡:* daydreaming...
In my head, Hayden is the type of boyfriend to be at the flea market every weekend at 7am sharp, and he wouldn't come home before 12.
He'll definitely buy all kinds of junk that he thinks he'll need later, simply because it's for a good price.
If you chose not to come with him that morning, he'd still take a look at the clothes, books, jewelry and vinyls just in case there's something you'd like, and if there is he'll bring it home to you â anything to put a smile on his beautiful girlfriend's face, even if he thinks some of your trinkets are unnecessary and only take up space.
Fresh fruits and vegetables are a must!! He doesn't like getting them from grocery stores: horrible pricing and even worse quality sometimes.
If you do come with him, though, he wouldn't complain about doing extra rounds to make sure you checked every corner, just in case you missed some hidden gems. He'd keep an eye out for things you said you'd like to get.
He'd hold your hand the whole time, and if you do get separated in the big crowd, he'd step to the side and wait for you.
His favorite part is getting street food with you. Usually you'll skip breakfast at home and eat something at the market â it feels rewarding after walking so much.
-`âĄÂ´-
"I Love Ice Cream" (Pt.3)
Pt.1, Pt.2,
Summary: After weeks of stolen glances and soft kisses, you and Hayden finally make love for the first time â slow, soft, and full of emotion, like it was always meant to happen. And it ends where it all started.
Pairing: Hayden Christensen x f!Reader
Word Count: 3.3k
Warnings: fluffy sex, age gap, soft emotional tension, lots of cute/funny dialogue...and lots of vanilla ice cream :3
The âCurrent Husbandâ TikTok Prank
Husband Hayden x Wife Reader (Headcannons)
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You try to be casual about it.
You set up your phone on the kitchen counter while Haydenâs making cocoa and humming the Cantina theme to himself.
You hit record and say, super nonchalantly:
âSo Iâm here with my⌠current husband.â
He freezes. Mid-pour.
The marshmallows stop falling into the mug.
He turns slowly, confused.
âUh⌠current? What do you mean current?â
He squints like you just told him that Ewoks were invading your backyard.
He spirals. Immediately.
âWait, did I miss something? Did we divorce? Is this a parallel timeline? Are you in a sitcom?â
He starts over-explaining like a man on the verge of a nervous breakdown:
âIs this a riddle? A clone situation? Are you pranking me? If this is a prank, I need to emotionally prepare.â
He gets weirdly competitive with imaginary exes.
âI meanâIâm better than the previous guy, right? I have a sock collection and built you a pond. I learned how to make pie for you!â
âAnd if thereâs a next husband, he better know how to fix a fence while quoting Yoda because thatâs what youâre used to now!â
You break and start laughing.
You lose it when he starts listing his pros like heâs defending his dating profile:
âI have a steady hand, Iâm emotionally available, I keep the ducks aliveâwhat more do you want from me??â
He throws a dish towel over your phone.
âThis interview is over. Youâre not even verified. I want a lawyerâor at least my poncho.â
But heâs grinning, because he knows youâre messing with him and he loves that youâre this chaotic.
He gets back at you with his version.
A few hours later, he records his own TikTok (which is really just a video to send to his âMom and Siblingsâ GC)
âIâm here with my current wife. She lured me in with cuddles and kisses, stole my hoodies, and now owns my heart and half my sock drawer.â
The imaginary caption?
#help #imherfarmhusbandnow
a/n:
Itâs been a minute since I wrote for Hayden, and I kinda missed it. Hope you enjoyed this fluffy, adorably stupid little piece.
Iâm also diving into a new âSam Monroeâ story â Where Wisp Waits. Go give it some love if youâre curious!
"I Think I Start Liking Ice Cream" (Pt.2)
Pt. 1
Summary: After the first kiss â and the taste of vanilla ice cream still lingering on your lips â itâs all you can think about. Coming back to set, acting like nothing happened? Impossible. Especially when Hayden keeps looking at you like that. So he offers to help⌠and one âpracticeâ kiss at his place turns into something real.
Pairing: Hayden Christensen x f!Reader
Word Count: 3.6k
Warnings: extreme fluff, age gap, soft emotional tension, first kiss, lots of cute/funny dialogue
⢠drabble series: in plain sight
pairing: bsf!clark kent x f!reader
summary: youâre in love with superman. clarkâs in love with you. the only problem? you think theyâre two different people.
001. the question
002. the sketch
003. the rumor
004.
005.
006.
- a/n: just a quick little idea i had. hope you enjoy <3
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hi! could u write something about hayden being in a relationship with his younger co-star? p.s. uâre talented, and a hug, queen đЎ
âI Don't Even Like Ice Creamâ
Summary: After a long press day, your co-star Hayden Christensen convinces you to sneak off for a secret ice cream run. Itâs supposed to be casual â just friends, just a treat â but the night turns soft, slow, and impossibly romantic.
Pairing: Hayden Christensen x f!Reader
Word Count: 3,9k
Warnings: extreme fluff, age gap, soft emotional tension, first kiss, lots of cute/funny dialogue
Note: Oh, I love it so much <333 I couldn't stop smiling while writing this!!! For a better experience, I recommend listening to the song Outro - M83 ;)
love love love love love this
Ok, I have... A LOT to say about this. But ... I'll just leave this here
Why not me, God?! WHY
Rail me
WHO SAID THAT!!!
LEOOOO so underrated
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as ANAKIN SKYWALKER OBI-WAN KENOBI (2022) | Part V
when i saw this the first time i got so emotional i fell in love w him during attack of the clones
i was trying to not let hayden infiltrate my tumblr but here we are
omg omg another hayden + enha stan . . . hi :-p
hi!!! omg whoâs your bias!!!!!!

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HAYDEN AND RACHEL NEVER GOT LEGALLY MARRIED not that thatâs the important part of this whole shitshow. but ANYWAYSâŚ
PLEASE the next time you guys say shit, research. i understand being angry but posting misinformation is really frustrating
i understand that person is 18 and angry, but jesus christâŚ. you guys are fighting the wrong battles here. go fight someone online whoâs being currently shitty. whoâs currently hurting people. all the complaints in these posts are âwell haydenâs ex did this, haydenâs ex did that and he settled for herâ THEY ARENT TOGETHER ANYMORE???? attack the perpetrator if youâre so angry DAMN not him. they have to be in close contact because they have a child together. thatâs the adult thing to do when a CHILD is involved, is put your differences aside (which rachel can barely do that) and be there for the kid.
hayden is old af and does his own thing OFF social media. and heâs always been OFF social media.
i donât understand why you guys want celebrities to speak up for your causes instead of building up REAL activists. real activists that put their lives in danger for speaking up about important causes. who are passionate about them.
youâre not spreading awareness, youâre spreading misinformation by not being clear. on top of that, youâre also spreading unnecessary drama. attached to this thread is also all my responses in case they get deleted
Do we really know Hayden Christensen?
We like to think that pretty privilege just gets people a few perks â a little extra attention, a break here and there. But the truth is far more sinister. When we hand that privilege out blindly, without questioning who someone really is, we risk empowering people who might be far worse than we imagine.
Hayden Christensen. The calm, polite, âquiet farm guy.â The actor with no social media, no public stance on anything controversial. The âsweetâ celebrity with a carefully crafted image. But what if thatâs all a mask?
He spent nearly 11 years with Rachel Bilson, a woman whose racist actions and words are disgusting and public. Singing the n-word to their own child is not just a slip-up. Itâs hatred and indoctrination. And Hayden stayed silent. Not a single public word condemning it. Not a hint of discomfort or distancing himself. That silence is not neutrality. Itâs not ignorance. Itâs a terrifying form of complicity or worse, agreement.
But donât stop there! Haydenâs silence goes beyond Rachel. He refuses to speak out about anything â even major global atrocities and clear human rights abuses happening right now. Maybe heâs scared. Maybe heâs selfish. Or maybe he supports the violence, the oppression, the hatred behind closed doors. Silence is the weapon of the complicit. A truly good person would never choose silence in the face of such evil. They would scream, fight, make their stance known.
And what if Haydenâs calm, peaceful public persona is the ultimate lie? What if underneath that pretty face is someone dangerous? Someone who hides real hate or cruelty behind a mask of charm and politeness? Actors are masters of deception â itâs their job to perform. But what if this performance extends to his entire public life? What if everything we see is carefully scripted, hiding a darkness that no one suspects?
You might say, âBut he has Black and Indian friends. Heâs been to Indian parties. He drives around with his Black friend.â That doesnât erase the possibility that he holds racist views or tolerates racism. People compartmentalize. They can love some individuals while still believing in or enabling systemic racism. And remember â he is still a white man benefiting from centuries of racial oppression.
This is not just about racism. What if he quietly supports other horrors? The kind of horrors that go unnoticed because no one asks, and he refuses to speak? What if his silence hides support for cruelty, injustice, or even violence thatâs happening on a global scale? Silence is never neutral. Itâs either cowardice or consent.
The scariest part? We donât know. We cannot know. And that uncertainty is what makes it terrifying. He could be the person who smiles for the cameras while supporting things that destroy lives, freedom, and justice.
If we keep giving him the benefit of the doubt, if we keep loving the image and ignoring the silence â we are letting someone dangerous thrive. We are protecting darkness behind a pretty face.
So ask yourself: Do you want to be part of that? Supporting someone who refuses to stand up against hatred, who stays silent while someone close to him commits racism, who could be hiding evil behind a charming mask? Because if you do, youâre not just being gullible. Youâre enabling something far scarier than you ever imagined.
I know some white girls will rush to defend him, but that just proves my point. Even if you say youâre not racist, thereâs still a hint of white supremacy. Youâll never truly get what it means to be oppressed â itâs easy to dismiss racism when youâre the one benefiting from it.
//Oh!! Maybe I shouldâve logged off for an extra day..
This is kinda crazy
iâm sorry iâm reblogging this w my comment đđđ in case someone deletes my comment.
heâs not on social media, him and rachel were never legally married and have to be around eachother because they are coparenting, and do you really want an actor standing up for important causes??? important causes that need to be spoken about with grace and compassion. people make mistakes in their lives, they grow from it. hayden has had plenty of those. and on top of that 10-20 years ago was WAY different. it was a completely different society where things were not taken as seriously as they shouldâve been. there is rapid GOOD positive growth in our society of people being more aware of what they should and shouldnât say. however people like you who constantly bring up their mistakes and how people arenât living their lives correctly, are the reason why good change and uplifting behavior to be better, stops or becomes faulty. people like you, make others exhausted hearing about/thinking about whatever good cause youâre fighting for. instead of bringing negative energy to the stand, you need to uplift the cause youâre fighting for. share things that need to be shared, not tearing down a celebrity that has stayed off social media for years due to bullying and threats. this isnât the right way to go about sharing your causes. i understand thereâs mistakes that need to be recognized, but thereâs a way to remember, yet still welcome the good change instead of demonizing someone who has nothing to do with you.
to add on-
obviously we donât know him, as someone who has MET him before, i still donât know him personally
however, this whole post is useless, youâre fighting against a man whoâs never going to see it, a man whoâs not on social media EVER, and a man who hasnât done anything and not even currently with the woman you claim he is with.
instead of fighting a single dad who has to coparent with a total nightmare, fight against someone who actually is CURRENTLY being shitty.
CURRENTLY harming people, or CURRENTLY tearing down your causes. fight THAT person instead. because posts like these just make people annoyed with you instead of listening to the valid things that peek through this post.