stop trying to make shane anything other than a jock. UGHHHHH

i really want a hollanov youtuber au. i haven't seen one yet.

i'm really tickled by shane and ilya being like. witness to their younger selves? (idk how to phrase it) like looking at baby photos and watching old interviews and stuff. they're both fucking obsessed with each other. i firmly believe that ilya has baby photos of shane in his wallet, and shane has a bookmarked folder on his computer of interviews ilya did when he was a teenager (they're all entirely in russian and shane can barely understand them) ilya is constantly bringing up how if they had know ln each other when they were preteens ilya would have bullied shane relentlessly because he would have had a crush on him and had no idea what to do about it. shane makes svetlana mail him photos from russia of ilya as a toddler. like i just think they both love each other so much their souls long for each other and they both revel in seeing that kind of innocence from the other? and also cute babies

liliya rozanova and jane hollander.

hollanova sugar baby au where liliya is high fem and jane pays for allllll of it. her nails her hair her lashes her clothes ALLLL OF IT. and liliya makes sure jane knows how much she appreciates it. i imagine in this universe jane is liek soft butch. or fem but like not nearly as high maintenance as liliya lol. maybe even older jane idk....40s jane 20s liliya and jane pays for all of it just imagine with me

lesbian hollanov.! lesbian hollanov!!!!!! hollanova if you will 😛

hollanov the bear au. idk how it would work but i need it. it like doesn't make sense with either of them as characters and there is not enough of a supporting cast for it to be a true au but I need it anyway. shane is carmy.

ugh i neeeeeeed a heated rivalry leviticus au. i NEEED it.

i love shane and ilya when they BANTER.....make them BANT

i can feel the desire to return to andreil bubbling up inside me...it's all the hollanov. i'm drawing too many parallels. it would be weirdly poetic to go into senior year being obsessed w the otp that started it all tho....

hollanov cheating fics my guilty pleasure...my secret sauce

i need to return to my roots (hs, persona)......NOW

i know everyone loves girl dads!hollanov and i see it and i get it and i understand support and love it.....but i see them with a little boy. i just think they would be really cute with a son!! and i think ilya would really benefit from having a son thats just like him, and seeing that it's easy to love a son like him and that his dad was truly just FUCKED UP. and i think having a little boy would heal a lot of things for shane regarding his own childhood esp if the kid was also autistic. and they would all play hockey together and go on little outside adventures and the kid and ilya would liek role around in the dirt before dinner. they would have big family games of kickball and their house would constantly smell like a gym. boy dads!hollanov. trust me guys.

i've started getting andreil fan art on instagram...time is a flat circle

every mitski song can be about hollanov if you try hard enough

ao3 still down....hollanov nation needs me. i'm dying.