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If you have a blaze I promise the firefighters will show up for you, too. In the meantime either form a bucket-line or get out of the fucking way.

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changing “ship” to “poop on” in word replacer was a great idea

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Fun fact: today marks the first day in United States history where marrying your cousin is LESS legal than same-sex marriage.

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Who gives a shit

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You know those people? Those lovely humans who have had to put up with their relationships not being...

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don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with

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That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone

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…the weak are already weeding themselves out…

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Imp plz

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Congratulations to samsung white the season four world champions!

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Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

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I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

She never passes the salad

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"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"

"You always do this to me, Mom."

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CASTIEL LIKES TO BOOP

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It would be really nice to not have women threatened with death simply for asking to be treated like human beings.

#anita sarkeesian

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The Old Spice Girls. The band your band could smell like.

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my heaven

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Making It Look Easy: The Shoutcasters

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my dream job

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male celebrities for Emma Watson’s #heforshe

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