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No one will fuck you better than someone who gets pleasure from making you cum

Top ten anime betrayals of all time

I literally laugh every time.

I’m just a horny piece of shit who likes food and over thinks everything.

when all of your knuckles crack except one so you have to try and convince yourself to be a sensible human being and resist the urge to break your own finger

there’s nothing hotter than a girl taking her shirt off as she straddles you honestly

I can’t wait till I get to point across the room and say, “That’s her. That’s my wife.” 

Time spent with the right person feels like a vacation from the world.

after realising you’re gay it’s truly a never ending series of “oh i used to do/feel that because i’m gay”. it really never ends

Date a girl who appreciates your shitty jokes.